Findings:

• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• He who seeks equity must do equity.
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• Read Me First: Getting Started on Everything2
• People who don't smoke will never die
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• I know the world will hate me for who I am.
• And maybe the horse will learn how to sing
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• We will have windchimes. That is a must.
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you pay them
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• Stay for as long as you must, leave as soon as you will.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
• What I learned from my first Mad as Hell Doctors week
• Archived E2 FAQ: Read Me First: Getting Started on E2 (document)
• What I learned from my first doctor job
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• Robots Will Learn to Love Again
• Waking up is nice for those first few moments before you remember who and what you are.
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• A poem for a man who does not read poetry.
• There will be no more stories to read
• These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• How to Forgive the First Girl who Broke Your Heart
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• Who's on first?
• Those who will not follow are doomed to lead
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• who will hack the consoles when we are all in cryosleep
• Who will negotiate with the zombie hordes?
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• Who Came First
• Who made the first bread?
• Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
• Love at first sight OR Girls who are Boys who bring thoughts of philosophy and anthropomorphic hermaphrodism: A Story
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• The Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was
• If it's "natural," why must it be learned?
• Who Learns My Lesson Complete?
• the person who loves to learn
• What do we learn from Wordsworth's poetry? We learn not to read Wordsworth's poetry.
• You Must Learn
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• Those Who Must Be Kept
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• Where the headstones will read like love letters.
• What she writes in my diary, I will read in twenty years
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• Who will pay the costs of Nuclear Power?
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• People who don't read
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• Who Will Be There
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• Speak of compassion first, then argue if you must
• A man who will not die for something is not fit to live
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• Among strangers who will say so many things to fill our ears
• Who are you? What are you? How do you? What will you?
• i know that the ones who love us will miss us
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
• WHO WILL JOIN THE HALLOWED RANKS OF THE IRON? (document)
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• The Boy Who Will Never Win A Coin-Toss
• Reasons to learn first aid
• So, you want to change your hair color? Read this first!
• Cursing is probably one of the first things you'll learn in a different language
• First contact
• our first time
• first place
• First Aid
• First past the post
• first generation of elementary particles
• First and Last and Always
• First person
• The first time
• first at-bat
• The first node
• first base
• First Manassas
• When I first met you
• halfway house for my name first
• First node on everything
• Double first
• Newton's First Law of Motion
• The First Man
• First edition
• The first truth-value logic computer
• True At First Light
• Mum's first impression of Miles Davis
• First Age
• first cousin
• first category
• Always for the first time
• Since feeling is first
• The very first computer bug
• first draft
• X-Men: First Appearances
• the first person "you"
• my first poem
• The First Three Minutes
• Right of the First Knight
• My first experience with opium
• First Aid for Epileptic Seizures
• Tips for the first day of any college course
• Star Wars first draft
• First day of school
• First Union Center
• Thomas Jefferson's First Inaugural Address
• Andrew Jackson's First Inaugural Address
• Mariner:Part the First
• first crossword puzzle
• Answer to the first crossword puzzle
• first exposure
• first impression
• the first thought of Zarathustra
• Great first lines
• First in war, first in peace, first in the hands of the local police
• Star Trek: First Contact
• First Line, Last Line
• Today is the first day of the rest of your life
• to a first approximation
• The first five minutes after I wake up
• First Crusade
• The first beer of the morning
• Wilderness First Responder
• Nothing is as important as it first seems
• First law of thermodynamics
• First They Came
• Oxygen was the world's first pollutant
• Violence is the first refuge of people in a hurry
• State of the First Amendment Survey
• First Prince of the Sword
• You are no longer someone's first
• You are no longer someone's first, continued
• My First and Last Communion
• The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
• The First Year of Hugo in Review
• First cigarette of the day
• First date kissing
• programs compiling on the first try
• first date discovery
• Surviving Your First Autocross
• On winning the first "The Everything Rant Contest" by MoJoe
• First African-American in Space
• Franklin Delano Roosevelt's First Inaugural Address
• first language
• First Canadian Place
• First Amendment Apathy
• Ice forms first on bridges
• The first atomic test
• The first tag

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