Findings:

• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• Can't we all just be friends?
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• we can't all be rock stars
• how to be a friend
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
• Darkness Be My Friend
• Let's just be friends
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• Trying to be friends
• I just want to be friends
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• Beggars can't be choosers
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• things that no one controls and can't be sold
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• Can we still be friends?
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• Why Can't This Be Love
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• Why airplane doors can't be opened mid-flight
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• complex numbers can't be ordered
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• Sounds That Can't Be Made
• All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• Oops, I can't find my best friend
• If you can't be used, you're useless.
• Teach Peace! Be Nice to Mice! Give a Trap to a Friend!
• Not flushing public toilets can't be always construed as an act of laziness
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Be
• Don't Be Afraid
• You will be assimilated
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• The revolution will not be televised
• so be it
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• eternity would be boring
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• I wanna be your dog
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• I never thought it would be like this
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• Be all that you can be
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• To be or not to be
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Too good to be true
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• How to disappear completely and never be found
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• Never be the first to let go
• The two most common things to be found on the back of a sci-fi/fantasy novel
• Be Mine
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• What the American people want politics to be
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Information cannot be owned
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• The best kind of bartender
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb
• The Be
• Be Operating System
• well, I'll be jiggered
• To be at loggerheads
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
• Be different, just like everyone else
• On the Criteria To Be Used in Decomposing Systems into Modules
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• Be Here Now
• Born to be Wild
• Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• I wouldn't be caught dead
• Claiming to be a lesbian
• Lessons to be learned from Napster
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• pretend to be an idiot all the time
• I wanna be your toothbrush holder
• Be a model or just look like one
• What does it mean to be religious?
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• i've lost the ability to be truly bored
• Birds are not to be allowed to die here
• Want to be a lawyer?
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Shouldn't we be praying to Satan?
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• Aspects of American society that may be new to you
• it'll be on the test
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• All we need is just to be
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• Trying desperately to be cool
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• How to be a good motorcycle passenger
• Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
• No one can be totally logical
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences

If you Log in you could create a "Why Can't We Be Friends" node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.