Findings:

• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• I don't want to set the world on fire. I just want to start a flame in her heart.
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
• The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• I would like to step out of my heart and go walking beneath the enormous sky
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Just to see what it would be like
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• Don't Be Afraid
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• I just want to be a drummer
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• eternity would be boring
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Can't we all just be friends?
• I never thought it would be like this
• I don't always want you to be nice
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• Let's just be friends
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• That would be me
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• I just want to be friends
• don't be absurd (user)
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• Life without music would be a mistake
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
• Starving in the greenhouse
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• Just be home in time for supper
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• Some particles just shouldn't be accelerated
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Just Be
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• you just might be evil
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• It will never be just you
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I don't want to be successful
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• we can all just be around other people
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• The best kind of bartender
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• it would be hilarious if only
• Just eat a sucking candy, you'll be fine
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• The Man Who Would Be King
• Where would America be without Canada?
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• I don't want to be alone
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• Mind without body
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• That I Would Be Good
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• The end will be a sellout
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• stupidity should be painful
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• Be different, just like everyone else
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• A whimper would be fine
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Don't be an IM phantom
• Be a model or just look like one
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• Don't be sad
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• Fishing may be painful
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• Don't Be Evil
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• Be careful and don't fall down
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• All we need is just to be
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.

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