Findings:

• What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• What Would Buddha Do?
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
• I would like to have emotions
• I do not particularly like the Simpsons
• You Do Something To Me
• Perhaps you would like to meet your evil twin!
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• Neon lights under your car do not make it look like it's floating
• How do ya like them apples?
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Our souls are growing coarse. We must do something.
• I like you; do you like me?
• I would like to bring you here
• Mother and I Would Like to Know
• Trip Like I Do
• It's a beautiful life, or something like it
• A coat is a thing that keeps the rain off your skin. Why would you want a thing like that?
• Life, or something like it
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• What Would You Do?
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
• Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
• Such knowledge would do nothing more than haunt your dreams and frustrate your days
• The good crew will know what its captain would do
• Do you take it I would astonish? Does the daylight astonish?
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
• Would you like fries with that?
• I never thought it would be like this
• What would Brian Boitano do?
• What Would Jesus Do?
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• I need something like smoking
• Just to see what it would be like
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• I would like to sit in a coffee shop with a notebook, two pens, a carton of cigarettes, and you
• Half-sour pickle
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Run like you stole something
• What would an Octopus society look like?
• Kid named John, or something like that.
• The truth, or something like it
• serendipity, or something like it
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• What Would John Rocker Do?
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• What Would Cthulhu Do?
• Do like you oughta, add acid to water
• What would Feynman do?
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• Asking people what music they like is rarely useful
• What Would Heinlein Do?
• Do you want to say something with that song?
• Stop asking for peace and do something
• Do you mind if I crash on yr stained glass couch for, like, ever?
• I would do that for you
• What would EDB do?
• I do not like doctors
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• do you like it
• Do all nuns dress like this?
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• Do you know what it is like to be alone among so many?
• If I were Twenty-One I would "do the next thing"
• I do not like the new neighbor bears
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• every thing you do tells you something
• If you hate something, do it anyway
• Do something
• What Would You Do For a Klondike® Bar?
• Mind without body
• Would you like an OS with that?
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• I would like
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Would you like to know more?
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• I would like to buy you a drink
• Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading?
• We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• something like this
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• Would You Like To Play Again?
• His voice is like something from a distant age, the voice of the earth itself, the voice of a tree, the voice of a stone.
• Would you like to see my gingerbread house, Gretel?
• Life is uncertain. Would you like dessert first?
• You are talented; I would like to make love to you
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• Would you like a Wah-Burger to go with those Crys?
• I would like to step out of my heart and go walking beneath the enormous sky
• I would like to spiritually attune your face with my knee
• What would Solaris do?
• Why do women like motorbikes?
• I do not like the radio man.
• What Would God Do?
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Do you like me?
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• What Would Jackie Chan Do?
• It seems like the right thing to do
• What Would Judas Do?
• What would Machiavelli do?
• How do you write like that?
• How do I know if I really like coffee?
• I Do Not Like Thee Doctor Fell
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• Take an object. Do something to it. Do something else to it.
• How to do nothing, and still look like a hard worker
• What would Tyler Durden do?
• What would you do with $86,400 a day?
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• The "Which would you rather do?" Game
• It feels like fingernails across the moon. Or do you rub your wings together?
• And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
• Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
• Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
• If you can say something nice, do
• What do theorems look like?
• I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
• What would the Lord of Eternal Darkness do?
• You, standing
• What would you do if you weren't afraid?
• Stop reading this and go do something constructive
• Do You Like My Wang?
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• What would Nietzsche do?
• What would a universal Turing machine do?
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• A reason to do something
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• There is something we can do
• You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
• do you feel like you are in control of your emotions?
• We can do the sideways thinking that's needed to combat something which can literally eat your combat training.
• What do you feel like reading next? (e2poll)
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If you've got something to do, you'd better fucking do it.
• Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
• Why men like women's breasts
• If you were truly free, you would have a choice. Do you have a choice?
• Do You Like My Tight Sweater?
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• If you would like to contact DMan
• Would you like to try a sample?
• what would you like?
• Would you like a doughnut?
• If you would like to hear a duck quack, press 7
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• Would you like a cup of coffee?
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• Something you definitely do not want on your face

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