Findings:

• Sometimes, I wish you weren't gay.
• wanker
• Heinlein and Rand are both fascist wankers
• Wanker (user)
• I'd rip the curs-ed phone from the wall if it weren't sitting on a table
• You weren't there
• When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
• Hypothetical 2000 presidential election results, pretending the states weren't winner-take-all
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• If we weren't doing business, I'd fuck your brains out
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• if you weren't real I would make you up
• What would you do if you weren't afraid?
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• Hypothetical 2020 presidential election results, pretending the states weren't winner-take-all
• Wish You Were Here
• The weather is here, wish you were beautiful
• Wish
• Death Wish
• I wish I could upload my brain into Everything
• I wish I could cry
• I Wish I Had Duck Feet
• What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
• Wishes of an Elderly Man at a Garden Party
• As you wish
• I wish I could invent shit
• I wish
• Be careful what you wish for
• wish list
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• Three Wishes
• When You Wish Upon a Star
• WoOz: 23 Glinda The Good Witch Grants Dorothy's Wish
• Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• an old lady's three wishes
• wish i'd thought of it
• I wish that dreamland were slightly more predictable, sometimes
• I wish I could sleep on my back
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• Stuff you wish you never threw out
• I wish I liked cigarettes
• things i wish
• I wish I didn't live in the city
• I wish I loved the human race
• I wish I was carrying cigarettes
• Wish for amnesia
• A cup full of wishes poured into the sea
• Sometimes I wish I could just not care
• I wish I had my own orchestra
• I wish I were close
• If you see a white horse cross your fingers and make a wish
• I am not fool enough to wish for wings
• I wish you would talk to me
• I wish I had the magic words that could take pain away
• We Wish you a Merry Christmas
• Miss Wish
• I wish it would stay gloomy
• A remembrance day I wish I could forget
• I felt as calm as the day outside. My footsteps were certain below the neutral sky. I wished there were someone watching.
• Dumb things people wish they hadn't said
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• I wish they made marshmallow cereal without the cereal
• Wish I Was in Heaven Sitting Down
• If Wishes Were Horses
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• Three wishes: An extravagant lie
• What I Wish
• Your wish is granted
• Video games I wish they'd invent
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
• I wish I had something worth hiding
• eyelash wish
• I wish it were raining
• Love forgive me if I wish you grief
• Secret wish: To be identical to the ocean
• 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea: 3: As Master Wishes
• Wish Fulfillment
• boss i wish you had told me
• Things on which you can make a wish
• One Last Wish
• A dead wish for uniformity
• Koji Gets His Wish
• I wish I could speak in code
• Wish for Something Better
• I wish I could open his eyes
• He Wishes for the Cloths of Heaven
• He wishes for the Shoes of Fashion
• Wishes in Adom
• How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
• I wish Sid Vicious would kick my fucking ass
• make a wish
• Progress is in the reach of all who wish to make it
• The Night of Wishes
• My world, your wounds, my wrath, my wish
• A Holiday Wish
• Make A Wish Foundation
• I Wish My Brother George Was Here
• Wish Tree
• As an Atheist, I sometimes wish I were Jewish
• I wish I was a fish
• The Wish of the Young Saint Francis to become a Soldier
• For what you wish
• A Wish for Wings That Work
• I wish I had been told what Schrödinger really meant
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• I wish to fail continuously in this and all matters
• Bullet Proof... I Wish I Was
• I wish I could burn like god
• I wish I knew how to quit you
• Gorgonzola's E2 Feature wish list (document)
• Best wishes on your personal guillotine
• you may dream of the City of Focative Mirrors, if you wish
• you were a dream I painted and wished to own
• Wish me luck
• night wish (user)
• wish (user)
• Wish Jar Experiments
• Dreaming of a Wish Fulfilled
• sorrows wish (user)
• A Wish (user)
• Solstice wish
• wish (silly)
• Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad
• why she makes her wishes at 7:07
• It is possible to know anyone you wish to create
• i didn't write this, but i wish i had
• Their movements reflect their wishes
• wishes
• I Wish All U.S. Americans Had Maps
• I wish I was in New Orleans
• I wish I could bottle you
• I Wish You Were Here
• I Wish Momma Sang the Blues
• I wish I could eat the salt off of your lost faded lips
• I wish I were as smart as I am
• Special Wishes
• I wish I was a half of a two
• I used to wish I could dream in black and white
• Vanilla Bergamot: Ambrosia Wished It Tasted This Good
• wishes (user)
• In this love story we see many of the features of erotic love that philosophy has traditionally found disturbing, and has wished to cure.
• I am someone and I wish so much I could help you
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• thou shouldst wish more wisely
• I wish I could tutor art. Maybe next term.
• wish i could show a little soul
• If your wish be to close me
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• You May Exit if You Wish
• making a wish and tossed in the sea
• and I wished you well as you cut me down
• She could run a spiel like nobody's business. She could sell the world and make you wish for more.
• Sure wish I could rise above it
• last wishes
• The Big Tall Wish
• a wish
• Wish Kid
• The elephant that wished he could fly
• I wish I was dead
• Allow me to name names of every name except the name I wish to drop
• you are a piece of me i wish i didn't need
• i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
• Over time, the metaphor becomes literal. Eventually, we will wish for the figurative meaning, but left with only the chilling reality.

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