Findings:

• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• That would be me
• You mean the me that you would be
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Sometimes I think you love that doomsday machine more than you love me.
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• tell me what you have in your heart
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• I'd rather be lost than be where you call home
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• Tell Me What You Think
• Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• i would much rather engage directly with the supreme powers of the universe than the horde of ghosts conjured by man
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• We would rather drown in a sea of tears than alter our beliefs.
• Taking a wrong turn in Connecticut can be worse than you think
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• No place I'd rather be
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• Rebeca Martinez
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• Let Me Be Your Shelter
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• eternity would be boring
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• I never thought it would be like this
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• Let me be your fantasy
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• painting stars that have not come to be
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• be silent my bird, you tear me apart
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• painting stars that have come to be
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• Things to consider if you think you might be a cartoon character
• Let me be a martyr, dammit!
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• you have to be close to catch it
• OBAFGKM
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• marry me and you'll be safe
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• A whimper would be fine
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• Life without music would be a mistake
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• The Ten Commandments revised
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment of What My Love Could Be
• The best kind of bartender
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• play dumb
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• Mind without body
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Be something... be anything other than this
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Just to see what it would be like
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• Be Polite
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Look siad me Be like me
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• What can be better than that?
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• The cigarette between your fingers seems to be burning slower than normal.
• When you know things are just meant to be
• it would be hilarious if only
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.

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