Findings:

• I'm glad you're here.
• You're not from around here, are you?
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• i'm not a creep. i'm not a weirdo. i know exactly what i'm doing here. i belong here.
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• I'm not sexist for using the word 'dude'. You're sexist for only using it to refer to men.
• I'm drowning and you're describing the water
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• i'm just sitting here worrying
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• I'm OK, You're OK
• You're A Woman, I'm a Machine
• I'm OK, you're not OK
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• And You're Wondering How a Top Floor Could Replace Heaven
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• I'm Still Here
• You're here to save the world. Unfortunately, you live in a virtual world, detached from reality.
• I'm seeing a pattern here
• You're so come here go away
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• Notice Me, I'm Here
• i'm here. are you here?
• I'm a little source code short and stout, here is my input here is my out
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I'm just here for the candy
• I'm ok, you're ok, that's ok, ok?
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• I'm here for a good time, not a long time
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• i'm here to create peace and understanding BY FORCE IF NECESSARY
• I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
• you think i'm confused? you're not confused enough.
• You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• I'm a stranger here myself
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• here
• The weather is here, wish you were beautiful
• You can't get there from here
• Right Here, Right Now
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Strangeways, Here We Come
• click here
• Why are you here?
• Why you are the most important person here
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
• Here kitty kitty
• Do you work here?
• Your Name Here Stadium
• Here Comes Your Man
• Why are we here?
• Lafayette, we are here
• Not Invented Here
• I love Jesus! If you love Jesus, post here too!
• The (Insert Party Here) Agenda
• you are here
• Stay here with me
• The Big Bang happened here
• Put Your Hand Here
• You are here. We are not.
• I see no X here
• Here I come to save the day!
• Here comes the rain again
• Here the Frailest Leaves of Me
• Don't piss here
• Be Here Now
• Birds are not to be allowed to die here
• Here We Have Idaho
• Here Comes the Sun
• That torpedo did not self-destruct. You heard it hit the hull. And I... was never here.
• The Distance to Here
• Here We Go Round the Mulberry Bush
• Here is Greenwood
• Things to do when technology gets here
• Here's my number, call me
• they might come up here and shoot us all
• Rimrod's Fencing Autobiography : Sixteen
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• Here be Cows
• Here Be Dragons
• Here is my father, here is something I regret
• I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
• I can't get comfortable here
• Suddenly Here on the Grass
• What's going on here?
• Insensitivity is here to stay
• sifting sand to find fading past in smooth stones, sorrow was here
• Who are you, and what are you doing here?
• Here I am World
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• Here on Earth
• From Here to Eternity
• Here I am again
• I wouldn't be here if my judgement wasn't clouded
• Here's a quarter. Call someone who cares
• lying here with no one near
• Here in the brilliant sun we jostle
• Ready or Not, Here I Come
• Here All Alone in Silence
• Do you come here often?
• Here's Looking At You
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• here file
• You were here when I fell asleep
• Have you come here to play Jesus?
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• Is there a problem, (insert title here)?
• Here At the Western World
• It Can't Happen Here
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• The stories I could tell you, if you only were here to hear
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• Here were the words I was waiting for, without the part I wanted
• Tonic water: A rare commodity here in these parts
• Little plaques that say "So-And-So Was Born Here"
• Here's My Check, Carnegie Tech
• The Week Never Starts Round Here
• Quick, put your shirt back on before the cop gets here
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• We can't stop here. This is bat country!
• If you lived here, you'd be home now
• suddenly you're all i see
• Suppose I try to tell you the secrets of this house, and them that live here
• Ah Pook is Here
• Here is how to make flame sing
• America if I only had the money. Here are your new commercials:
• Here's hoping the sun won't rise for a while
• Here is Today! Here is Morning! Hello Hello Hello Here I Am!
• Joy here we are again. Hello Albert
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Sorry, I don't work here
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• here is the deal:
• How did I get here, Sarah?
• Here's To Shutting Up
• it never thunders here i am jealous
• The buck stops here
• You Are Here*
• Here's to...
• Here's your heart, usually I don't like dead things as gifts.
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• Here I am Lord
• Keen, Fitful Gusts are Whisp'ring Here and There
• Here Comes the Flood
• Rhesus Monkeys and Dormant Underwater Volcanos: the "I can't believe there's nobody here from Madagascar" E2 Madagascar get-together
• Here's Lucy
• I am not here for your entertainment
• Here come the jackals
• it is cold and alone in here. hello?
• Monster, we're here
• Here the hangman stops his cart
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• Here Today, Gone Tomorrow
• here goes nothing
• Forget women - here's what men want
• I like it here
• Come here, you feet
• Here comes another resilient thing: Let's do the killing
• Neither here nor there
• I can see your house from here
• I've had you here before
• being here
• Dear anonymous. Here is your moment.
• Out here on the perimeter, there are no stars
• I had a party, you were not invited, here are the pictures
• Logitech Driving Force Wheel
• Tonight I'll Be Staying Here With You
• You are not special. You will die here, too.
• Your Majesty...We Are Here
• Now and Then : From Coney Island to Here

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