Findings:

• Can't Get You Out of My Thoughts
• Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
• The British get freaked out by American nonchalance regarding capital punishment
• Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
• Can't get you out of my head
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• Stuck in a moment you can't get out of
• Getting the most out of being a temp
• Can't tell if being trolled
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• Fluoxetine
• cancer kids hangin around out by the trains
• We gotta get out of Des Plaines!
• spin until you get dizzy, then spin the other way to cancel it out
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• Time to get the hell out of Oly
• the bit of shrapnel in my heart that I can't cut out
• How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• i have to get out
• You can't get there from here
• Eating only rice to get by
• If I get taxed in my job, why can't I vote?
• How to get a Goth out of a tree
• Get out the crying towel
• follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
• The reluctant backpacker's guide to being hit by lightning
• I love you. Now get your finger out of my nose.
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• Get the Led Out
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• what do you get if you multiply six by nine
• can't get with
• (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
• Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
• Gary Busey, get out of my dream!
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Get the fuck out of my office
• Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
• If you're not in the picture you can't get framed.
• If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• I told you I love you, now get out
• If you existed I would never get out of bed
• get out the vote
• Get Out
• being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
• Being rejected by someone you really respect
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• Need to get out more
• Being betrayed by one's own body
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• How to get hit by a car
• Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• Please inquire of past generations, and consider the things searched out by their fathers
• If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen
• I can't get comfortable here
• Why can't I get that good kind of depression?
• you are a comet when you streak close by the radios get weak
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• You Can't Always Get What You Want
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• I can't "get interested", dumbass
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• Gotta get out
• An easy way to get out of going to church
• The shit that gets carried out in His name
• Accidental death odds
• Getting the most out of public transportation
• You Can't Get to Heaven
• Notes on ruining the beauty of barren places by being there
• 'Get out of the arena' heat
• a dozen well-greased saboteurs couldn't get you out of this one
• Inside every surjection is a bijection waiting to get out.
• What gets us out of bed in the morning
• Bye Bye, Bombshell: Chiisuta gets the hell out of New York City
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• No one gets out of this life alive
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• A dirty old town gets marginally cleaner: Jack gets the hell out of New York City
• How to get a kitten out of your bedroom
• Just to Get it Out . . .
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
• yo tengo que get el fuck out of aquí
• I Told Ya I Love Ya, Now Get Out
• Get everyone out
• Do whatever you need to do to get that taste out of your mouth
• I'd let a fish lick me if it'd get me out of this wheelchair.
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• We Gotta Get Out Of This Place
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
• How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
• How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
• By the Time I Get to Phoenix
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Ruminations on being run over by a dump truck
• You're All I Need to Get By
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• Things you can't tell just by looking at her
• The Wild Colonials
• Doutzen Kroes gets rejected by Darwin Dating
• You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• What do you get if you multiply six by nine?
• Why can't I get ADSL?
• you get mistaken for strangers by your own friends
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• on being hit by lightning
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• Can't we all just get along?
• Why I can't stay out of my boyfriend's pants
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• At least things can't get any worse
• Why can't I get over her
• Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• Being licked to death by kittens
• Get the hell out of Dodge
• The relative risk of being attacked by a shark
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• Get out of jail free card
• It's not paranoia if everyone's out to get you
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• Go out and get some fresh air
• Getting wax out of carpet
• Get a rise out of someone
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• Get out of Hell free card
• Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
• Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
• You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• The dubious distinction of being criticized from the left by the Ku Klux Klan
• Getting small animals out of the walls
• Getting water out of a cactus
• How to escape domestic violence
• Crying does not get you out of a ticket
• Get your mind out of the gutter
• Getting the most out of P2P filesharing
• Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• Get your ass out of the testosterone lane!
• How to get more out of Psi
• in love with being in love
• what does being a sociological researcher entail?
• there's good and bad in being a database administrator
• The joy of Being a Technician
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• Being the outsider at a party
• Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
• On the topic of being alone
• Great Chain of Being
• Adolescents: Beings of inherent evil
• Being with an older woman
• In a school with over 20,000 people, there is no danger of being recognized later

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