Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "You can hardly expect me to spill my life story to a stranger. Why are you being so ruddy mysterious?"

• Tell me a story about being really undead
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• my heart, exploding so loudly i can hardly hear myself think
• try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• Can you hear me knocking?
• Only Jesus can judge me
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• Tell me of good things that are happening in life
• how life is all about loving and being loved
• Can you show me?
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• You can only chase a shadow so far
• People just expect things from me
• Life Story
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• My Heart is lost, What Can I Now Expect
• I miss you, damn you for being so damn amazing
• I was me before being me was cool.
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• The brief nightmare waits anxiously for dawn, tearing flesh and drinking spilled blood while it still can.
• Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
• Catch Me If You Can
• My life story in fonts
• Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
• How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
• Digital Life Story
• please bully me; my life is not shitty enough
• Drop Kick Me Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
• Pimp: The Story of My Life
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• No Rack Can Torture Me
• Can You Fill Me In?
• I can lick 30 tigers today! And other stories
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• Now that we're being so open and honest
• can you get enough of me?
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• Years from now I can tell the story of it
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• what I want and what is expected of me
• Can You Hear Me?
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• You Bring Life to Me
• I read my life story twenty times a day
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Go ahead. I am merely a secondary character in your life story.
• Strangers are unwittingly saving my life in 1000 little ways all day long.
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
• stop being so English
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• Though you can tell me
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• Aerosol cans and a lighter can bring wet wood to life
• I remember books being like air and food and water to me
• Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
• You Can Count on Me
• You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
• The Library Book
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• Can you hear me flailing
• For the good things in life it is worth being a snob
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• retracing unknown lines in the dark so I can follow them blindly
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• I can feel you forgetting me
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
• Condensed life in a can, like the ones you buy at grocery stores
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging.
• Can You Take Me Back
• i am a human being. nothing human is alien to me.
• No dreamer’s diagram so symmetrical and so faultless on paper can guarantee anything. Only we can guarantee, only our behavior under pressure.
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• Yo Ho (A Pirate's Life for Me)
• I expected to die by fire. It didn't occur to me that I might drown instead.
• Just don't expect me to understand
• watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
• You know, life isn't so bad
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
• Life Is So Good
• Bring Me to Life
• Geronimo's Story of His Life
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• O Me! O Life!
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• Don’t take life so serious, son; it ain’t nohow permanent
• iTunes Life Story
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• My life story
• life goes on easy for me, most of the time
• Out would spill a life of secrets kept
• Life is not so much about saying hello as it is about saying goodbye
• The story of your life
• The life train left without me
• Life's a beach (a fish story)
• The Story That Is Still Being Written
• give me five minutes and i will give you your life (document)
• Please download this app so I can see you inna nude
• Nothing can stop me now
• Forgive me for being afraid of the world
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• Waiting for the tear gas in my room to fade away so i can sleep
• What can we expect from the aliens?
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
• How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• being mute can do a lot for an idiot
• If you can catch me, you can keep me
• So rare you can still hear it moo
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• Take these shackles off my feet so I can dance
• Arrested for being drunk in a... bar? In... Texas? Apparently so.
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• I Am America (And So Can You!)
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• can u c me i guess n (user)
• You can see right through me
• Collecting cardboard boxes, so one day, you can build a castle
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• How Proust Can Change Your Life
• I can feel the radiation... changing me...
• The life you can save
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• I want you to hit me as hard as you can
• old books can tell more than one story
• so the hum and silence can co-exist
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Walls so thin, I can almost hear them breathing
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• no power in the verse can stop me
• It's so quiet, I can hear my cigarette burning.
• How soft your fields so green can whisper tales of gore
• Why are human beings so much more difficult to housetrain than dogs?
• This song is so good it can make your ears pop
• How can I pour your wine while my hands shake so?
• I can only pray that the same technology that created this crisis can help me put an end to it.
• It's a wonderful life. I can prove it.
• sometimes things that look scary can be so beautiful, if you give them a chance
• Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 10: Teach Me If You Can
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• can you show me where this came from?
• can you change the weather? show me how the raindrops turn to lies
• Another being's life

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