Findings:

• what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• Everything Is Going to Be Fine: The 2022 Halloween Horrorquest
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
• I don't need to be loved by you
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• LGBT issues need to be discussed in class
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• What it's like to be free of the FBI
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• Do you know what it is like to be alone among so many?
• A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle
• when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
• You are going to need to get a big princess type dress. I CANNOT fight for the honor of someone wearing cowgirl pjs
• I never thought it would be like this
• Just to see what it would be like
• What it's like to be in love
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• I know what it's like to be dead
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• silly, to not be in love at a rhyme like this
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• Look now. We won't be able to see this again.
• How it's Going to Be
• everything is going to be alright
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• swilling champagne like it's going out of fashion
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
• I need something like smoking
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• One day we realized we were going to need a bigger car
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• Where be ye going, you Devon maid?
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• It's OK for dance music to be repetitive
• What is it like to be a bat?
• Father, can I be the dawn now?
• Every poem is a silence that needed to be broken
• One need not be a chamber to be haunted
• She must be what cocaine is like
• A Man Needs To be Told
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• Hot pursuit
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• the space where you are needs your help to be empty again
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• The grass that needed to be cut
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• I realize that it is going to be dark soon
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• may your fruit be like you
• All will be well again in time
• Some algorithms may need to be redesigned
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
• you won't be more gone than you are now
• Does a modern state need to be a Democracy?
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• That gum you like is going to come back in style
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• Going off like a frog in a sock
• Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• well, I'll be jiggered
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• Mind without body
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• What consoles need to be as good as computers at games
• If you lived here, you'd be home now
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• There need to be more powers
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• It's going to be fine
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• If it barks like a fish, it must be a duck
• If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch
• Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• Mother, did it need to be so high?
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• Look siad me Be like me
• What life after death will really be like
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• It is like what we imagine knowledge to be: dark, salt, clear, moving, utterly free.
• Be different, just like everyone else
• Freedom is free of the need to be free
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• Be Here Now
• I am Human, and I Need to be Loved.
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• I'm going to be a Dad
• all shall be well, and all manner of things shall be well
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• Maybe tomorrow we’ll be on that plane.
• Remember what it's like to be learning a musical instrument
• Be a model or just look like one
• as X as I Need to Be
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• I like to be reminded this city survives because of these machines.
• for now this is the best that can be done
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• Much like what music wants to be
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• There is some place I need to be
• All we need is just to be
• It's OK to be a healthy geek
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• the more realistic we are, the happier we'll be
• What it's like to be skinny

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