Findings:

• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Stay here with me
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• Please help me!
• Bush and Gore Make Me Wanna Ralph
• You, standing
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• Sword Lesbian, or: Give me a marker and a blank space and I shall move a bit of the world
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• Makes Me Wanna Holler
• I can only pray that the same technology that created this crisis can help me put an end to it.
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Cities: Skylines, or: This is a very 20th-century type of city we're building here
• You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• god help me
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• Are we in good news or bad news territory here
• Ready or Not, Here I Come
• Changing Your Life For Free (Or, 12-Step Programs?!: WTF Is In It For Me?!)
• It's Me or the Dog
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• help me (user)
• Here's my number, call me
• You say you want to help me
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• The drinks that helped me through 2023
• you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
• Fragmentation often helps me perceive facets
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• So help me God
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• lord help me, for i am weak
• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• Love Me or Leave Me
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• Here the Frailest Leaves of Me
• I've Got Your McFlurry Right Here: Help Welcome donfreenut to Swinging London
• Help me help you
• I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• Help Me, Daddy
• There is nothing growing here, in the space between she and me
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Tell me not here, it needs not saying
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• better off with him than here with me
• Is that to go, or to eat here?
• Help Me, Rhonda
• i hate this beautiful world o please let me stay here forever
• it's still just me in here
• MTV Makes Me Wanna Smoke Crack
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• Is Everything2 making me more or less intelligent?
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• Notice Me, I'm Here
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• Drugs Or Me
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• give me the truth or nothing
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• a light wind is enough to make me smile or cry
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• me or the gun
• Sealing wax color code, or: Stop asking me what the letter says damn you
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Help Me Out, Will You?
• The Partnership of Nations is here to help
• I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
• Help
• Call for Help
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Is jessicapierce attempting to destroy everything with the help of Satan?
• Close your eyes, I will help you pray
• Help!
• Help! My money is full of cocaine!
• Things to help mosquito bites
• Quick Help
• Where to go for help with punctuation
• cry for help
• Technology can help YOU win Friends and Influence People!
• I once helped Jason Priestley's girlfriend find his dick
• unpaid help desk
• Help people who need help
• How the United States helped Saddam Hussein
• Loudly speaking English in a French accent won't help the locals understand you
• Proposal for a new system to help introduce new users into E2
• Are you a compulsive Overeater? Answer these 15 questions to help you determine the answer.
• help im a rock (user)
• Help I'm a Rock (user)
• Helping someone who practices self-mutilation
• How to help a library
• Many Overlooked Mother Board Tweaks that really help.
• Balloon Help
• Herbs for help in divination
• Herbs to help with dreams
• Herbs to help you get a job
• Help On The Way
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• Self Help
• Nothing Helps
• shadows help define it
• Python program to help train fretboard fluency
• 1497825 (user)
• Helps like pissing in your pants in cold weather
• Piracy helps software companies
• I cannot help but think in scenes and paint in memories
• Everyone's your friend in New York City: Help welcome RalphyK and JodieK to the Big Apple
• If everything you do is a cry for help, no one will listen
• How to save money and help the earth too
• i need help (user)
• Help! There's a panda in my living room!
• no help for that
• Things to help mosquitos bite
• 2@ $help (user)
• Hands cupped into a half circle, he bent foward to help her catch a light
• Help name 18C's baby! (e2poll)
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• atriumjake needs your help (document)
• God help us
• Everything2 coding help - mod_perl safety
• E2 Help: Further Reading (category)
• My chest roared. I couldn't help myself.

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