Findings:

• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• The revolution will not be webcast
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• You will be assimilated
• Carl Everett
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• You never think it will be the ducks
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• I will be your young sinner
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• The revolution will not be televised
• I will always be in the details
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• there will be a last
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• Squids will be Squids
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• Boys will be boys
• the world will be remade in our image
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• I will be in my trailer!
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• Everything will be alright
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
• We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• Will I cease to be
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• Who Will Be There
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• There will be no more stories to read
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• What life after death will really be like
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• I will be light
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• They will not be named!
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• This love will be your downfall.
• It will be good when I am leader
• It will never be just you
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• There Will Be Blood
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• Together, we will be the oil drifts under the sea during the next incarnation of civilization
• eventually today will be bittersweet too
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• The television will not be revolutionized
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• I fear I will be nothing
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• There will be time
• node that will be my legacy
• I will always be weird inside
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• The end will be a sellout
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• Will I be given that chance?
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• On the Criteria To Be Used in Decomposing Systems into Modules
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• Marks which will never be broken
• On the comet there will be much pie
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• The next life will be better
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• There will never be another you
• The Revolution will be televised
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• My RPG will be a work of art
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• If it be your will
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• all the cute guys will be there
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• Someday, I will be strong
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• Even the dead will not be safe

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