Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Zeus' promiscuity wouldn't have been half as much of a problem if Hera didn't keep trying to kill everyone her husband slept with"

• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• It happened to everyone else; she swore it wouldn't to her
• How long have you been in love with her?
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• She didn't wave goodbye so much as slightly raise her hand
• Front porch, what should have been said
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• You have far too much time on your hands
• Names have been changed
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• What have you been smoking?
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• She Will Have Her Way: The Songs Of Tim & Neil Finn
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• You didn't even keep one bag?
• Video didn't kill the radio star, I did
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• I've been living my life half asleep
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• Hands cupped into a half circle, he bent foward to help her catch a light
• Houston, this is god. We have a problem.
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Why there hasn't been much hooliganism in holland during Euro2000
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Much has been done, and much remains to be done
• Advice I have been given about girls
• i have been burning for so long
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• I may or may not have been naked
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• I know I have been dreaming
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• You and I and half the book's audience also have penises
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• She Will Have Her Way
• Khaled Islambouli
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Know your pets
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Could I Have Been?
• It's been an hour. I still love her.
• I have always been burning
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• you would have been
• Movies that should have been books first
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• At least I didn't have to pay...
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• What Might Have Been
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• They didn't have the heart
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• He's been places they have not.
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• The path we have been walking
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• Note to Future Historians: Yes, Everyone Involved Should Have Known
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Alice without opening her eyes says You have to stop crying you are shaking the bed.
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• We're trying to have a baby
• Everyone wants to have sex with Batman
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• if you have to ask you wouldn't understand
• Of course, first you have to kill him
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Could have beens, should have beens
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• You have to keep loving
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• I have to firmly hold onto a belief that everyone in the world has shed tears over something beautiful
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• you have never been safe
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• I have just been shot
• I've been trying to count the stars
• AES may have been broken
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• The way things have always been done
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• I could have been Canadian
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• Have you been a dad today?
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• So couch, I hear you've been sleeping with her
• I didn't always have this cool job
• If she didn't love you she would kill you
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• I could have been one of a two
• A part of us remains wherever we have been.
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• i've been trying to get back to the center
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
• I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
• i did that on purpose. i didn't have to miss.
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• I didn't smoke THAT much
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• The day I killed everyone's joy. Well, one of them.
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Is the lock broke, or does everyone have a key?
• Tools everyone should have
• Kill Everyone Project
• I appear to have been misinformed
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed

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