Findings:

• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• Taking things at surface value
• Monster Truck Rally Announcer guy who comes over and eats all your food
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• The People Who Used to Live There
• The bored who complain
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• The other people who hate war
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• You just cut that guy off
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
• Capitalize, please
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• cat haters
• Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
• Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
• Music need not be popular to be good
• The People Who Bring You Magic
• I cut off yossarian's finger!
• People who carp about their jobs
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• Rednecks hating Canada
• Helping people cheat
• people who need people are just people who need people
• people got a lot of ideas about who i am
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• The guy who peed in the sink at Wrigley Field
• Russian guy who comes over and slaps all your hos
• The guy who got Isekai'd straight from 1942 Stalingrad to a fantasy land
• Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
• Crazy old guy who shouts Bible passages
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
• Who are the people in your neighborhood?
• funny fat guy who dies
• Why people who jog live longer
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• Two people who are not touching
• Type A blood
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• People who love FTP
• People who don't read
• Feeding people who struggle to eat
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• People who dump unwanted dogs deserve doom
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• Guys who play guitar to get girls
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Guys who wear skirts
• wasn't I the guy who walked these streets all night?
• Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
• Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
• Know your pets
• The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
• The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
• Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
• play dumb
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Those people who laugh too loudly
• Flaunting your sexuality
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• The rules of pool are not selective
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• Dead links in writeups
• So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
• Y2K from people who worked that night
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• People who use Windows
• Are all male catlovers gay?
• Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• Using a command line
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• Good News for People Who Love Bad News
• Famous people who can run a marathon
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• The People who Fell into the Sky
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• people who wear camo
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• people who don't exist
• People who died laughing
• sometimes i wonder about people who snap at strangers
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• People who are not anarchists
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
• 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• The guy at the end of Half-Life
• Cut it out
• I thought paper cuts were like lightning
• Vegas stories: Someone cut his throat
• Death of a Thousand Cuts
• Cut Your Hair
• cut and paste coding
• cut and choose protocols
• cut a tape
• double cut
• cut the muster
• director's cut
• cut lob
• Cut to the chase
• I didn't make the cut for synchronized swimming
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• Cutting cake without favoritism
• Jesus is cut!
• cut scene
• Player's Navy Cut
• cut time
• Cut Man
• cut lunch
• cut off
• Cut and paste writeups will die
• Cut n Shoot
• The Crew Cuts
• cut and dried
• paper cut
• Rough cut
• How Babs Malone Cut Down the Field
• Sumping cut
• A Chance to Cut Is a Chance to Cure
• You have your work cut out for you
• Lion cut
• Serendipity can cut both ways
• Longs for Cutts (user)
• cheat cut
• Brachial Stun, Throat Cut
• Keeping cut flowers fresh
• snowflake cut
• branch cut
• The cut
• Paper Cuts (user)
• When they cut through the mountains to lay highways
• Fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time
• Koeberg and the power cuts in Cape Town
• half cut
• cutt (user)
• Drunken Riemann shoved Gauss over fish and chips and said, Motherfucker, you solve that theorem, and I'll cut you with this blade!
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• pointer finger

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