Findings:

• but you should be right here, right next to me
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
• Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• This node should be filled with waka!
• Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
• Why should we be moral?
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• I should be able to remember your face
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• Should high school be mandatory?
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• why you should never be a referee
• Love should not be routine habitual bliss
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• How Should A Person Be?
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• USPS isn't a private business, nor should it ever be
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
• You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not
• Daylight Savings Time should be ended
• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• All hardware should be emulated in software
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Should it be easier to secure convictions for rape?
• This node should be filled with bees!
• throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Who should be weighed with the inconvenient burden of staying
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• The fashion trade should be burnt to the fucking ground
• Why you should not be mean
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• the state should not be involved in marriage
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• The angst of the unknown should be palpable.
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• Should I be sorry?
• The way the music industry SHOULD be
• Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
• stupidity should be painful
• Automobile tire pressure
• Children should be seen and not heard
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• Food should not be luminous
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• AI should be our top priority.
• Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• Starving in the greenhouse
• It should not be this complicated
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• Should I be happy?
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• Chalant should be a word!
• Funerals should be a celebration
• titles should be approached laterally
• History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
• It's not obvious why this should be obvious
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• This node should be filled with tanka!
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• but you wanna be bad
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• I should be allowed to make myself miserable
• Everything I say should be a nodeshell, including this
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• You should be wearing rainbows on your feet
• Wearing waterproof mascara for goodbyes should be a given, really.
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• Halloween Yard Decorations Should Not Be Encountered Alone At Night
• It's a grocery store how purple should my prose be?
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• but wherever i go i'll be looking for you
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• The question of social change should be framed with the most vulnerable group in mind
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• Why potheads should be eliminated
• Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Should anyone be allowed to vote?
• I should be running in the sunshine
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• car fog lamps should be coin-operated
• Farmers' Market
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
• Things every child should be taught
• Laundry should be free
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• What is and what should never be
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• Names that should never be given to important files
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• No threat should be taken lightly
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
• You Should Be Sober
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• Abbey Road should never be played on random
• Candles should be burned, not dusted
• Hot pursuit
• The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
• Should copyright laws be revised?
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• Not to die but to be reborn...
• It is not good that the man should be alone
• Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
• This node should be filled with haiku!
• I Should Be Allowed To Think
• This node should be filled with renga!
• This node should be filled with sonnets!
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?

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