Findings:

• when you are young they assume you know nothing
• assume
• I always assume innocence
• The absence of something does not assume the presence of its opposite
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• the best teachers assume nothing
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Never assume your system is undefeatable
• assume the position
• assume the Party Escort Submission Position or you will miss the party
• Things you can assume
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Don't Just Assume That Someone Is Straight.
• i assume it is considered odd to be so fond of someone based on text alone
• you assume it's possible to own ideas
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• unless, of course, we assume the narrator is delusional or lying, which is far less interesting. Or, alternatively, if we assume magic is real
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• Bold of you to assume I have friends
• retard
• retarded
• An instruction manual for the conceptually retarded
• retard (user)
• retarded ejaculation
• Re:Tard (user)
• How to smoke yourself retarded
• i be an retarded (user)
• Association for Retarded Citizens
• Association for Retarded Children
• Playing Risk is like arguing on the internet. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
• takin' retards to the zoo
• Are you a retard?
• Mr Retarded Slut-bum (user)
• They Might Be Giants
• they
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• Objects in mirror are closer than they appear
• They all lived happily ever after
• Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
• They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
• They danced with fire claws
• cat haters
• Brittle things will break before they turn
• They killed our Lord
• The imaginary world where I make up things and they are true
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
• The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
• I bet you they won't play this song on the radio
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• Candide and His Valet Arrive in the Country of El Dorado--What They Saw There
• What They Saw in the Country of El Dorado
• Candide and Martin Touch upon the English Coast -- What They See There
• Candide and Martin Sup with Six Sharpers--Who They Were
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Of course, they were wrong
• They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
• The Ten Commandments revised
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• play dumb
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• You turn around and suddenly notice that they are growing up
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• Hit by the realization that they are all getting to know you nodes
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• the stuff they keep out of the papers, and off the TV, for your own damn good
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• So that's what they call it nowadays?
• They Live
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• I was into them after they were hip
• But what are they really thinking?
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• Give 'em an inch and they'll take a yard
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• They always jump off the east side
• The owls are not what they seem
• First They Came
• They Flee From Me
• they might come up here and shoot us all
• They moved like a river
• "Sex, as they harshly call it"
• The Budweiser commercial they refuse to air
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Reasons toilets swirl the way they do
• Ground rush
• Things they should teach in school
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• They mass produce plastic women
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• I know they are watching me
• The Times They Are A-Changin'
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• They don't understand my tea
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• Dead people are not sleeping. They are dead.
• Whatever it is they spray inside of bowling shoes
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• They couldn't install the DSL.
• They own the pack while we play the three card trick
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• They don't know what they're missing
• The Harder They Come
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• Automobile tire pressure
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Now you do what they told ya
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• Prilosec
• Treating registers as if they were variables
• They must have faces
• They might not need me - yet they might -
• They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
• They asked me to write a letter
• Erewhon : Chapter XX - What They Mean By It
• if you're lucky, they fuse into something bright and astonishing
• Why are estate agents so superior, after all they ARE estate agents?
• And They Believed Me!
• Chipirones en su tinta
• Words you can't use unless they describe you
• They want me for a focus group!
• They just kind of went away
• They don't touch me the same way
• I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• They forgot to give me the operating system!
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Maybe they heard you scream.
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• They're drugs, they change you
• They said no
• they only gave me trouble anyways
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• We left our dead where they lay and the sand preserved them
• They Know Me
• They hum like angels
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• They grow bigger every time they witness something bad.
• People want what they cannot have
• DPI, resolution, physical printing size - how they interrelate
• Live Era '87-'93
• 90% of people think they are of above average intelligence
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• Things you give people that they keep
• Or were they chords of sun?
• I want them to go out as unseen as they came
• They Fight the Invisible Bears
• They Meet the Wooden Gargoyles
• Looking as though they saw the dark before dawn every day
• They think I'm a god
• They had been expecting me
• Dumb things people wish they hadn't said
• that lump they call your brain
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• They Buried the American Dream Today

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