Findings:

• She'll outlive me by 12 million years
• Number of OS Vulnerabilities by Year
• Year that Trembled and Reel'd Beneath Me
• I expected to die by fire. It didn't occur to me that I might drown instead.
• Discover me so by faint indirections
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• Every single ancestor of yours for five hundred million years has successfully mated.
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
• The Goonies vs. Stand By Me
• Five rules to live by
• Babysitting a gigantic five year old
• a weather report from five hundred thousand years ago?
• food fight
• Five Principles of Nonviolence as Outlined by Martin Luther King Jr.
• Naked Dude at the Door in a Snowstorm
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• Why is this lying bastard lying to me?
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• MyBase and other VB.NET concepts designed to make you feel like a five year old
• give me five minutes and i will give you your life (document)
• You will know me by those colors, deep and bold, of the heart you never knew.
• Five Years, Four Fronts
• Twenty five years in the trenches
• Monkey Gave Me a High Five
• five year mission
• Something to remember me by
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• That Time of Year Thou May'st in Me Behold
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• My beating by refugees is a symbol of the hatred and fury of this filthy war
• Hurt the team by beating yourself
• five by five
• Don't Pass Me By
• Dissed by a five-year-old
• Hey, stop distracting me by rubbing lotion on your legs
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• Missed you by ten years - Sorry
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• This music crept by me upon the waters
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
• Feminism, as influenced by the world around me
• mark me by seconds
• Three Years, Five Months and Two Days in the Life Of ...
• Five Years
• The Last Five Years
• Five Years to the Day...
• it was years before they met again, by chance
• The first five years of the war on terror
• Five Million Years to Earth
• what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
• You know, we sold actual death for twenty five years.
• Five years, three refractions
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• Three by Five
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• Ya shoulda killed me last year
• Stand by Me
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• bastard
• rat bastard
• High Ping Bastard
• A flip dark chill winter bastard though dry
• The Bastard Theory
• bastard sword
• Gentleman in public and a bastard in bed
• That yellow bastard
• The Two Lying Bastards Show
• Fat Bastard Chardonnay
• Utter Bastard
• a cool quiet room with no bastards in it
• Dreamy bastard
• Op:l Bastards
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• One smelting bastard
• Suffering bastard
• bastard child of change
• Bastard Son of Tommy Cooper
• tokyo bastard (user)
• How to Be a Complete Bastard
• Bastard Pool
• Commie Bastard (user)
• Low Ping Bastard
• Bastard Digital Laser Disc
• Spherical bastards
• Rational Bastard (user)
• Bastard!!
• William the Bastard
• Bastard search
• The bastard on the couch
• No point in mentioning the bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.
• Furry Bastard (user)
• Voltaire's Bastards
• Old ye bastard (user)
• Hobbes's Bastard (user)
• Dirty Old Bastard
• Pownoll Bastard Pellew, 2nd Viscount Exmouth
• Bastards and Angels: Dr. Albert C. Barnes, the Barnes Foundation, and the Rich White Fuck Civil War (node_forward)
• Saint Bastard
• You're a rat bastard, Charlie Brown
• Beautiful Bastard
• Our Magnificent Bastard Tongue
• Equal-Opportunity Bastard, Debrouillard, and Provocateur
• An open letter to Tesla drivers and their electric car kin
• Every lousy Kraut beady blue-eyed bastard I see, I just jerk back on my BAR and pump some lead in their face.
• Beating obedient
• beating
• Beating a dead horse
• Have you stopped beating your wife?
• We believe in free speech -- and free beatings
• savage beating
• beating swords into plowshares
• the beating of your own heart
• Merciless Beatings: $5
• The beatings will continue until morale improves
• I Can Hear the Heart Beating As One
• With my head underwater, heart beating in my ears
• two thieves beating a rogue
• There is a dark beating life behind people’s actions and traits
• Beating the market
• Beating the legal aid cuts
• And her heart stopped beating.
• And if I listen in, I feel my own heart beating
• The Hollow Sound of Dark Beating Wings
• The United Airlines beating incident
• by definition
• Saved by the Bell
• clue by four
• Chased by bears
• The Unreasonable Effectiveness of Mathematics
• by
• Social behaviour is determined by reproductive success
• The Year of the Linux Desktop
• Two nations divided by a common language
• money-back guarantee
• Taking Tiger Mountain (by Strategy)
• by hand
• Measuring time by setting fire to various things
• seduction by grammar (user)
• Paradox by the Dashboard Light
• Man Getting Hit by Football
• alcohol by volume
• Noises made by birds in different languages
• Noises made by cats in different languages
• Noises made by cows in different languages
• Noises made by dogs in different languages
• Noises made by pigs in different languages
• Noises made by roosters in different languages
• Words to live by
• Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
• Exit, pursued by a bear
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor

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