Findings:

• Any poet can be a computer. Any computer can be a poet.
• Any song can be a love song
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• Knowledge can never be certain
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
• I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
• there was more poetry in her shopping lists than in any of my rhymes
• Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• Exes can be good things
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• A problem that takes the age of the universe to calculate and can be done on your home computer
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• What can be better than that?
• Can we still be friends?
• I'm not drinking any more
• Words that can be written on a calculator
• I Ain't Got No Home In This World Any More
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• Expensive foods can be worth it
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
• nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
• Short can be good! (document)
• Trite As Can Be (user)
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Silence is more wounding than any word
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• TV can be a good thing
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
• Any fool can make a rule
• How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• No one can be in two places at once
• Anything worth fixing can be fixed.
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Nothing could possibly be more satisfactory!
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• we can all just be around other people
• How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
• How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
• This poem can be put off no longer
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• Be all that you can be
• even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
• Children can be cruel
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• If you were any more open minded, your brain would fall out
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• Foods which can be eaten raw
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• Can anorexia be a lifestyle?
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• It can be cold in the dark
• There can be only one
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• We Can Be Together
• Dogs can be used for detecting mold in houses
• A dying playground can be Eden
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• There will be no more stories to read
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• every partial order can be extended to a total order
• Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• As any fool can plainly see
• We used to be more in sync
• You can not be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• how can words exist and not be acceptable?
• What a kiss can be
• It Doesn't Matter Any More
• I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
• Take a melody, simple as can be
• Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• I am not cynical enough to be considered an intellectual
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• How can idealism be a bad thing?
• University students can be really stupid
• murder can be fun
• AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• No one can be totally logical
• Any house can become a prison
• Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• homosexuals can be Roman Catholic priests
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• Bare feet can be as sexy as bare breasts
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• Valour can be brown
• There need to be more powers
• My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
• Can the Koran from Eternity be?
• I can quit any time I want
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• Why procrastination can be productive
• Beggars CAN be choosers
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Father, can I be the dawn now?
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• Everything Can Be Beaten
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• an excess of anything can be a poison
• Three-year-old boys can be cool
• We can be heroes
• How interracial coupling can be eugenic
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• Stuff your eyes with wonder. Live as if you'd drop dead in 10 seconds. See the world. It's more fantastic than any dream.
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?

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