Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "declarations of war that are also declarations of affection should be conducted in the privacy of a secret underground lair that is currently being rocked by explosions"

• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Declaration of War by the United States of America against Japan
• Declaration of War by the United States of America against Germany
• Osama Bin Laden's Declaration of War on America in the Middle East Part 1
• As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
• Osama Bin Laden's Declaration of War on America in the Middle East Part 2
• Declaration on Iraq by Russia, Germany and France
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• Osama Bin Laden's Declaration of War on America in the Middle East Part 3
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• Declaration of War on Sobriety
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• Should it be easier to secure convictions for rape?
• Secret wish: To be identical to the ocean
• Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
• I should be allowed to make myself miserable
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• You Should Be Sober
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• the state should not be involved in marriage
• Wearing waterproof mascara for goodbyes should be a given, really.
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• All hardware should be emulated in software
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• This node should be filled with waka!
• This node should be filled with haiku!
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• We must not be distracted by a small number of lawbreakers.
• The fashion trade should be burnt to the fucking ground
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• Funerals should be a celebration
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• Should high school be mandatory?
• Food should not be luminous
• Not all disagreements have to be a flame war
• throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• AI should be our top priority.
• Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• I should be able to remember your face
• Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
• It is not good that the man should be alone
• Who should be weighed with the inconvenient burden of staying
• History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• Why you should not be mean
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• Halloween Yard Decorations Should Not Be Encountered Alone At Night
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about reading and books with someone that openly admits to being a bad reader
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• Everything I say should be a nodeshell, including this
• The secret mission of E2 is to train us to be reference librarians
• The way the music industry SHOULD be
• Why potheads should be eliminated
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• car fog lamps should be coin-operated
• Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
• Names that should never be given to important files
• Books Hazelnut Read Because You Should Also (category)
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• E2 is unfriendly to new noders (and also is a secret plot to drain their blood to support the aged)
• Should I be sorry?
• No threat should be taken lightly
• Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• It should not be this complicated
• So You Want to Be a Rock and Roll Star
• Why should we be moral?
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Candles should be burned, not dusted
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• I want the real you - not this superficial being you pretend to be
• How Should A Person Be?
• titles should be approached laterally
• This node should be filled with sonnets!
• This node should be filled with tanka!
• This node should be filled with renga!
• you are likely to be eaten by a grue
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• Should I be happy?
• You should be wearing rainbows on your feet
• It's not obvious why this should be obvious
• "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• It's a grocery store how purple should my prose be?
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• I don't need to be loved by you
• You are a weaponsmith in an open field. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
• Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
• My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• Children should be seen and not heard
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
• I should be running in the sunshine
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• Farmers' Market
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• stupidity should be painful
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Things every child should be taught
• Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• Love should not be routine habitual bliss
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• Laundry should be free
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• Daylight Savings Time should be ended
• Should anyone be allowed to vote?
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
• Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• why you should never be a referee
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• Should copyright laws be revised?
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
• Chalant should be a word!
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• This node should be filled with bees!
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• To hold a pen is to be at war
• School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• Abbey Road should never be played on random
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
• I Should Be Allowed To Think
• we can't all be rock stars
• I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
• Why war must be permitted, the 2nd edition
• Why War must be permitted

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