Findings:

• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• Winners Don't Use Drugs
• evil triumphs when men don't do good
• Why Don't We Do It in the Road?
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• The Peacock Don't Do No Dancin'
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• I don't know what to do with you
• Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• You don't really remember the lonely kid, do you.
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• Don't blow into someone's vagina
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• I don't believe in anything
• I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• I don't know what else to do
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Converting Pi to binary: Don't do it!
• I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
• Glamour Dos and Don'ts
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• you don't have to do this
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Don't take sex too seriously
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Don't do that then!
• Teenage Suicide (don't do it)
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• Don't call it San Fran
• Why don't men shave?
• Don't mess with Texas
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't lie. Ever.
• Don't let the bastards grind you down
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Don't panic
• Don't Look Back
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I don't understand vegetarians
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I Don't Wanna Grow Up
• I don't see like you
• (Don't Fear) The Reaper
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• I don't believe in people
• Don't shit where you eat
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Boys Don't Cry
• don't comment on my looks
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• I don't want to fall so easily
• I don't want to die
• Hamster toys you need, and those you don't
• Don't look out the window in the morning
• I don't have a television set
• If at first you don't succeed
• Cats don't masturbate
• Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• don't care
• Don't Be Afraid
• Americans don't speak English
• Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
• you don't want to know
• We don't need no education
• Saying what you don't mean
• Don't Tell Alfred
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't fuck llamas
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't touch that dial
• Mountain Don't
• Don't beat around the bush
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't Drink the Water
• Don't call me white
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• I don't like moving.
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• Don't forget the toes
• Don't piss here
• I don't look at the world the same way, anymore
• I Don't Want to Go to Mexico
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• Don't Give Me Names
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• Don't lock your keys in your car
• Don't try this at home
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• You Don't Know Jack
• Contradictions don't exist
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I just don't know when to quit.
• Node what you don't know
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Don't Vote!
• Don't order meat well-done
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Don't stand so close to me
• Baptist jokes
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• Don't defile my sex
• Don't give up
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Revenge of "Christians don't believe"
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• I don't believe in right and wrong
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• Show, don't tell
• I don't remember
• Why don't you drink?
• I don't want children
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• I don't think of her

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