Findings:

• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
• I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
• Winners Don't Use Drugs
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• If you are already walking impaired, take care when consuming drugs of any kind
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• Can you clean up you're grammar please?
• People have fucked up before
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• You might as well kill yourself. You're already dead.
• My Shit's Fucked Up
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• Jesus loves you. You're so much fun to fuck with.
• Fucked up Facts from History
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• As a senior citizen, you're already aware of the threat robots pose.
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• Don't wait up for me
• I don't like the drugs
• Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
• if you don't like what you're getting, change what you're giving
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• fuck up
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Ken Lay
• The desire to communicate whilst fucked up
• the wonderful fucked up patchwork quilt that is humanity today
• "Shut the Fuck Up" Theaters
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• glitter me the fuck up, skinny jeans
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• Don't stick wasabi up your nose
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Don’t give up the ship!
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• Why the knobs on your cabinet doors don't line up properly
• drug don'ts
• I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
• Don't give up your day job
• Like drugs and alcohol, romance and Cafe Coco don't mix
• I Don't Wanna Grow Up
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Don't fuck with the cat
• I don't think the sun was up
• Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
• You Fucked Up!
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Don't fuck the corpses
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups
• Sally Jessy, man, that shit'll fuck you up for life
• Fucked Up
• Shut The Fuck Up
• Sometimes it takes a good fuck to remember it's kisses you're missing
• fucked up criteria (user)
• The Fucked Up Redemption of Funky McNuggets
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• Fucked up ways to die
• She's perfect in a fucked up way
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't give up
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• HARDEN THE FUCK UP
• The USA has fucked up priorities
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't fuck llamas
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• the already dead
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• The Second Coming of Christ already happened
• Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
• writing songs that already exist
• Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
• A preview of a movie you had already seen
• already in love
• Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
• The only thing stopping us is the pressure. If your machine can withstand it, we are already on our way.
• whatever he touches, if it isn't false already, becomes false
• General sexuality newsgroup
• I've already paid $9; why are you showing me commercials?
• Your radical ideas about roman numerals have already occurred to others
• Am I already that gone
• already (user)
• already exists (user)
• A salted moment of memories smudged across my face, and I’ve already forgiven her. It’s all over now
• We dropped the globe, denting an already troubled Africa
• Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
• I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
• she had already found her party
• beautiful & sad but i know you already
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• always already
• I Had Already Quit That Job About 20 Days Ago...in my mind, anyway
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• Your radical ideas about your radical ideas occurring to others have already occurred to others
• The avalanche has already started, it is too late for the pebbles to vote
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Somebody has to live in the past. The future's too crowded already.
• Already Dead: A California Gothic
• His actions have already scarred American history.
• The next mass extinction may have already begun.
• Am I already that gone?
• Weird things went down easier if you were already talking to the plants
• I Fell In Love With A Girl Who Was Already Gone.
• An Already Established Hope
• I've already forgotten the examples, and only the feeling remains
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• the day is coming and the night is already asleep
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• Your radical ideas about the combinatoric implications of the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
• you already have what it takes
• and we're already on our way
• your radical ideas about hustling the bog pork have already occurred to others
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• Don't Be Afraid
• Don't panic
• don't care
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't defile my sex
• Revenge of "Christians don't believe"
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• I don't believe in people
• I don't believe in right and wrong
• Don't Go Out the Door

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