Findings:

• click this idiots, even though I'm telling you that there is no node with this title
• i wear headphones even though i would desperately like to meet someone
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Even though I sleep terribly with another body in the bed
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• I never wanted to see you get hurt. Even though it's kind of funny.
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• we can get along even though we disagree
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
• Though really, I'm waiting for you.
• I'm living my life vicariously through my roommate
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• Why should I care about proper HTML when it looks fine on my browser? (document)
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• I'm filled with feelings even German can't describe
• even though I wanted my friends to know
• the Basement of the Elks Lodge
• Basement Jaxx
• basement court
• Hell's Basement
• Basement Apartment
• Dancing to Bjork in my basement
• Shopping in the basement
• Rite Aid made my basement flood
• Cayuga Basement
• How a terrorist can deliver a nuke to a US city at a bargain basement price
• Hydro basement
• Basement Tapes
• Basement dialect
• Bad Scene and a Basement Show
• I often get drunk in my basement
• from a basement on the hill
• The Girl in the Basement and Other Stories
• The Civilized Basement
• Don't go into the basement
• The color of the primer in the utility basement
• As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
• Okay, kids, should we make Fido sleep in the basement with Balphegor the Tyrannical?
• In deep basements and dark halls, feigning sleep with one eye open, the Void waits
• The Christmas Tree Waiting in the Basement
• My Basement's Filled with Corpses
• Rodents in the Basement
• Goosebumps #2: Stay Out of the Basement
• currently
• America is currently reliving the 1950's. Do not adjust your set.
• For tactical reasons, we do not currently advocate the use of violence or sorcery against private individuals.
• I currently am overloaded with shortcomings and wanting for victories.
• even (user)
• Even better than the real thing
• The Devil went home crying and Jesus never even showed up
• Now I, even I, would celebrate...
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Even
• not even wrong
• break even
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• not even thirty
• Even my faults he adores
• Even Day
• "42" is even to any base
• Even if we're not together
• I can't find my feeding tube
• Camaros are a poor man's Corvette, and Pontiacs are an even poorer man's Camaro
• Even the dead will not be safe
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• The Bride Stripped Bare by Her Bachelors, Even
• even permutation
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• the sum of all positive even numbers is -2
• Even from the East German judge!
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• even the fool
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• Even In Dreams
• Even Years Ago
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• Dr's hospital adventure: Even the hospital food smells good when...
• What it is like to go without and then, to not, even in a small way
• Even nerds need people skills
• Even In The Torrent's Rage
• Man will even get used to the gallows
• Even permutations are not odd
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Even a stopped clock is right twice a day
• Even the moon was wrong
• I admit confusion. Sometimes it causes my head to ache. Let's not even get into the heart.
• Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
• even function
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• Something Even Better
• Latin for Even More Occasions
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• I love you, even when I am heartless
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• Even if You Don't
• Even in the Quietest Moments
• Obscure Solutions to Even More Obscure Problems
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• kiss, even
• even number
• Even a pigeon has a pussy
• Thai grilled beef salad with variations, even vegetarian ones
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Even things as amazing as stars burn out
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• that ass though
• Why it is acceptable - even patriotic - to burn an American flag
• odd or even
• Five is both even and odd
• Nobody, not even the rain, has such small hands
• Even aan mijn moeder vragen
• You didn't even keep one bag?
• Groups of even order
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• I still don't even know you
• Even death is beautiful
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• Even numbers, odd numbers and the XNOR logical operator
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• Not a fingerprint, not even a whisper
• Even if they're really good friends, you shouldn't trust a couple hundred friends with your secrets
• Even In Death
• This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
• Even trees die
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• The sun even shines on a dog's ass occasionally
• Completely implausible circumstances, even by comic book standards
• Even Johansen
• She who leaves men as flaming wrecks in the ditch on the side of the road in her wake, yea, even submarines
• Even the Queen
• even steven (user)
• I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
• No, nothing, not even dreams
• Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
• Your kisses, even in word form, give me butterflies
• A place where even trees conspire
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• It's not love. It's not even close.
• Jesus cannot save you. He cannot even save Himself.
• Our stories will surprise even our selves.
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank
• Even the ugliest kangaroo can carry a message of love
• What would get you to contribute even more E2 content? (e2poll)
• Even death requires an essay
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• Playing Risk is like arguing on the internet. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
• but the future is always tomorrow -- even now drowning in bytes
• Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• Everything I have told you, even this, is a lie
• Her eyes were gray like a storm, and even more dangerous
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall

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