Findings:

• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Touristy things to do when visiting PEI
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
• The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
• A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
• Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• the moment when they take possession of you
• What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
• we are stronger together. even when we disagree.
• Ten things Britons should not do when visiting the US
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• they carry but they do not understand
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• What not to do when seeing apartments
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• What to do when your husband comes home
• Do they care it's Christmas time?
• When society rejects you, you do the obvious: You reject it.
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
• Now you do what they told ya
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
• What Happened to You, What'd They Do, Billy Lee (for Cormac McCarthy)
• What NOT to do when flat-ironing hair
• Reasons toilets swirl the way they do
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• There are times when they seem to be right
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
• When you kill people they die
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
• You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
• Do not enter into compression box when motor is running
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• Where do you hide when the dark is alive?
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• What to do when a roommate moves out
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
• Wedding rings and half-born ideas you lose down the toilet. Why do they go?
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• What shall we do when we leave the army?
• Where do they go? (The words unsaid)
• Ground rush
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?
• Horses: do they love us back?
• When searching for the soul, do not miss the forest for the trees.
• evil triumphs when men don't do good
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• why do things happen as they do in dreams?
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• What do you see, when you see a woman in armor?
• If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
• The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• Eye contact at a distance
• When they cut through the mountains to lay highways
• People don't flail when they die
• Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
• Beliefs become religious when they become self-referential
• Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
• Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
• when they take my blood
• The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
• when you are young they assume you know nothing
• remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
• Sometimes birds are lions and prides of pigeons shake the ground when they roar.
• When they realized they were in the desert, they built a religion to worship thirstiness.
• Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Where I go when I masturbate
• Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
• Things to do when technology gets here
• B Battery
• How do you know when your relationship is over?
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
• When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
• Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
• What to do when your brakes fail
• What to do when the world doesn't end
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• My kisses, they do not fade
• What to Do When Your Girl Melts
• just because they never bothered to really do
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• When In Rome, do as the Romans do
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• The goggles, they do nothing
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• What do stars do? They shine.
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• What to do when your student union is closed indefinitely
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• Words which mean more than you think they do at the time.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• What do you see when you look up?
• Where do butterflies go when it rains?
• What Happened to You, What'd They Do, Billy Lee
• Those torpedo bombers didn't do a darn thing did they
• Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
• Dr's hospital adventure: Even the hospital food smells good when...
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• Do they know those days are golden? Build a rocket boys
• It hurts when I touch it. What should I do?
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• What to do when your car breaks down
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• I love you, even when I am heartless
• When you cut yourself shaving
• Do Her
• What to do if you get in a car accident
• do not disturb
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do

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