Findings:

• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
• God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater
• Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• sometimes i wonder about people who snap at strangers
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• God Bless You, Dr. Kevorkian
• God Bless America
• God Bless
• People who dump unwanted dogs deserve doom
• Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• I will give them refuge in my own life
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• God Bless the Child
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• god bless you
• God Bless You Purveyors of Warez
• God Bless our Native Land
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• God Bless Australia
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• When life gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD
• Why do people believe in God?
• God Bless My Underwear
• Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
• Tell people they're beautiful and you will change the world
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Flaunting your sexuality
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
• God bless you, Mr. Oostendorp
• Those people who laugh too loudly
• Find me and I will give you the answer
• Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
• people who wear camo
• God Bless Miss Black America
• People who don't read
• You people will trash anything.
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Two people who are not touching
• God bless my cotton socks
• God bless everyone. No exceptions.
• God bless you, Mr Chamberlain
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Who makes God's rules?
• Who created God?
• Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest?
• I gave her my heart, she tore it apart, and who gives a fart.
• Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
• The Dude and God's People
• God loves his children. Who's your daddy?
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• Does God care who wins?
• May God judge them and bless them.
• Who are we to question God?
• God Bless You Ruth Wakefield
• The ocean will one day give up its dead
• The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
• Dead links in writeups
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• The bored who complain
• To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Taking things at surface value
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Music need not be popular to be good
• Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• Capitalize, please
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• The People Who Bring You Magic
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• People who died laughing
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• The other people who hate war
• people who don't exist
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• Feeding people who struggle to eat
• Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• People who carp about their jobs
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• People who love FTP
• people who need people are just people who need people
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• what desire will make foolish people do
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• The Boy Who Didn't Give a Rat's Ass
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• we can give up, but the world never will
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• God helps those who help themselves
• To the Accuser Who Is the God of This World
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• God is good, people are screwed up
• a personal God who intervenes in human history
• Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest? Part 2
• Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
• so many people want the things that they're not willing to give
• give me five minutes and i will give you your life (document)
• Sing Praise to God Who Reigns Above
• My God, will you look at the ass on that metis?
• God's will v. God's plan
• Will of God
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• Slay them all. God will know his own.
• In God we trust? Who says?
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Will God forgive us for what we're doing?
• God will punish you
• God is a pretty girl across the bar who smiles and waves in your direction; and you think she is waving at you
• it is better to meet god alone than with one who might misunderstand
• The voice of God spoke to me. It said, "Lift up everyone around you."
• A God Pleased By The Odor Of Burning Flesh; A God Who Burns Human Flesh, Eternally
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• God has no free will
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Know your pets
• The People's Will
• play dumb
• Who are the people in your neighborhood?
• cat haters
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• If you work in customer service, you will eventually deal with stupid people
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• Things you give people that they keep
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• Lift not the painted veil which those who live
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• Are all male catlovers gay?
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• People who use Windows
• Rednecks hating Canada
• Why people who jog live longer
• People will steal anything
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• The rules of pool are not selective
• We Invent Gods That Will Fit in Our Pocket
• If you want lonely I will give you white water flapping against a little boat
• Tell people they're beautiful and they will change the world
• Famous people who can run a marathon
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• Type A blood
• Through this warm electricity I will give you bark branches and leaves curling upward into a safe sky
• People who are not anarchists
• Good News for People Who Love Bad News
• Using a command line
• The People who Fell into the Sky
• Y2K from people who worked that night
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed

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