Findings:
- What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
- She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
- And I wept, remembering that such beauty had once existed everywhere
- She had fingernails that shined like justice
- Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
- Prostitution - I Like My Job
- We kissed like we had never tasted lips
- I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
- I Once Had Wings
- I didn't always have this cool job
- She had eyes like the Blue Screen of Death
- If America Had a War on Sex like it Does with Drugs
- like all the world is beautiful at once
- She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
- I was once young and had a home
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
- I had a brother, once
- i didn't write this, but i wish i had
- I never metajoke I didn't like
- The most interesting job I've ever had
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- I Had Already Quit That Job About 20 Days Ago...in my mind, anyway
- I had seen the whole thing coming like a ghost train. Here I am on the tracks, still bleeding, taking phone numbers, haunted.
- And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- I like my job
- For all its insanity, I like my job and my co-workers
- Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
- I once had a cavity
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- Jobs I've Had
- This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
- A conversation I had with myself once
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- We got along OK, until one day we didn't
- I didn't change anything!
- didn't
- Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
- Oh boner, you didn't whiz on Old Glory, did you?
- Why I didn't want to find his love letters in my copy of East of Eden
- I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
- Which part of I don't understand didn't you understand?
- Let's not, and say we didn't
- I wish I didn't live in the city
- If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
- I didn't want to know where I was conceived
- I didn't make the cut for synchronized swimming
- I didn't know what to say
- We didn't cross the border; the border crossed us.
- I didn't know such things when I was young
- Live Era '87-'93
- Political Parties that didn't quite make it
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- Don't say I didn't warn you
- At least I didn't have to pay...
- The drugs that didn't ease the pain
- The note I didn't give to the woman in the bookstore
- We Didn't Go to Harvard
- I Didn't Know
- The Old Man I didn't see die
- Why didn't you just get a dog?
- He didn't want to be Gary anymore
- I didn't say he ate your dog
- And They Didn't Die
- She didn't believe in transcendence
- The things I spend my money on didn't exist when my parents were younger
- she didn't believe in kissing outside of art
- If she didn't love you she would kill you
- Why didn't Jesus remind you
- Redundancy in DNA
- It didn't work, Granberg!
- The pictures that I didn't take
- I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
- How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
- I didn't say you stole my watch
- Warning signs that you may not have chosen the right title (collaboration)
- We Didn't Start the Fire
- What she didn't say
- I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
- It's a good thing they didn't start the fire in the library
- She didn't want the truth; she wanted to make a good man squirm
- We Didn't Stir the Nodegel
- I didn't love him until I feared I would lose him. One does not love breathing.
- I woke up searching for something that I didn't find
- It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
- She didn't wave goodbye so much as slightly raise her hand
- Too Long, Didn't Read
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- Of course the cops didn't catch us!
- I should've fought harder for you and I didn't, I'm sorry
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
- How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
- I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
- The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
- I didn't want to know that
- Things Didn't go Differently
- the nodeshell that didn't want to be rescued
- the fire didn't hurt me, though---we're old friends
- The cat that didn't want to be rescued
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- Plus, the poem didn't rhyme and it fit on one page.
- What Darwin Didn't Know
- as if he didn't exist
- Don't care didn't care
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- I didn't smoke THAT much
- She didn't know what outside was anymore.
- the lady from Iowa didn't either
- What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
- The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
- It’s herself she didn’t love
- Didn't Poe teach you never to talk to strangers
- I knocked on the massive door, and came one step closer to knowing what I didn't know before.
- Why We Didn't Become Physicists - Tarantula Season: Prophesy
- Why We Didn't Become Physicists
- Didn't it Rain
- It didn't matter what star it came from, just the familiar warmth of the sunlight on his face
- I will wait for you in the ruins of the food court near what was once the Cinnabon
- I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
- I expected to die by fire. It didn't occur to me that I might drown instead.
- i remember the first time that i fell; i didn't understand it at the time
- We saved each other, didn't we?
- When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
- of what Anatoly Dyatlov knew, and what he didn't know
- i didn't fall in love; i grew in love
- I was wrong I didn't have everything
- when was the last time you experienced something you didn't think was possible?
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- had
- I had not thought death had undone so many
- I had an Everything dream an hour ago
- I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
- We had to destroy _____ in order to save it
- Of course we had it tough
- I Had Trouble in Getting to Solla Sollew
- I Wish I Had Duck Feet
- The best teacher I ever had
- I had pleasant times as well
- Oh My! I had an Everything Dream!
- Canon CAT
- you had to be there
- I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
- Hey, Mr. DJ, I Thought You Said We Had a Deal
- I was a young boy that had big plans
- If I Had $1000000
- If I only had a brain
- Miss Lucy had a Steamboat
- Mary Had a Little Lamb
- Neatest trip I've had
- if I had my druthers
- If I Had My Life To Live Over
- I had a really good time tonight
- If your life had an accompanying musical score
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
- Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
- Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
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