Findings:

• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
• I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• long is the way and hard, that out of hell leads up to the light
• The introverted thinker decides about the Mad as Hell Doctors
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
• We don't talk about those sorts of things
• Get out of Hell free card
• watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
• Six Inches Is Nothing To Be Ashamed Of
• This is a satire about the SATs. You might find it humorous.
• Before long the Goddess Tiamat through hip-hop you'll be facing
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• exercise your mouth to let those big words come right out
• And my licorice rope ladder is eaten and worn / how the hell do I climb out
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about reading and books with someone that openly admits to being a bad reader
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• life is about falling into a hole, and then climbing out of the hole
• Isn't it about time you grew out of all that juvenile screaming nonsense?
• let the memories be good for those who stay
• I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• How to find out if an egg has gone bad
• You'll own nothing, and you will be happy
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• I WILL beat the hell out of the addiction
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• A dirty old town gets marginally cleaner: Jack gets the hell out of New York City
• The Long Hard Road Out of Hell
• Mike the talking chicken finds out some disturbing shit
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• Mad as Hell about the DMCA
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• Just eat a sucking candy, you'll be fine
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• The end will be a sellout
• I want to be sexy too!
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Where we're headed, you'll be looking backwards
• We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• pity be for those with one thing to say
• Find an out
• How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
• out and about
• How to find out your own IP address
• You'll Find Me
• You'll Be Back
• Spend an hour with us and you'll never be the same
• The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• Bye Bye, Bombshell: Chiisuta gets the hell out of New York City
• How to scare the hell out of people using flour
• Time to get the hell out of Oly
• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• You are a kitchen tyrant and I threw out those potato chips as a desperate gambit for your affection
• Those are giants; and if thou art afraid, away with thee out of this and betake thyself to prayer while I engage them in fierce and unequal combat
• he'll pull your bitches at the function with those gigs
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• Mike the talking chicken finds out some disturbing shit (fiction) mp3 (recording)
• In the end it took me a dictionary, to find out the meaning of unrequited...
• Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom About the book
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
• What the hell did Kennedy say about Jefferson?
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
• Ashamed to be Australian
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• I am not ashamed to be a consumer
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• Bare feet can be as sexy as bare breasts
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• Starving in the greenhouse
• marry me and you'll be safe
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
• Those Who Must Be Kept
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• Dammit, those barricades have to be around here somewhere!
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• Getting out of a traffic ticket
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• Finding out where a net user lives
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• How to find out if a Web company is monitoring your browsing habits
• Printing something to find out where the printer is
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• When I read about crazy women, I find it hard to discern
• fuck around and find out
• Get the hell out of Dodge
• Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• For those who find themselves frequently in shadows
• Bat Out of Hell II
• Bat Out of Hell
• Fan Out and Find the Focker
• A metaphor for sex
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• Let's Talk About Feelings
• We only care about the cute animals, everything else is food
• It's difficult to live with people if you're fastidious. You'll understand that once you discover that you're ruined.
• What is this crap about trick-or-treating on Saturday?
• Feeling bad about a good deed
• The good thing about using a horribly outdated file system
• about nobody (superdoc)
• about an Alice
• about box
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• The Trick About Thawing Grapes
• The secret truth about the PalmPilot
• One good thing about gangs
• What do you think about Human Clothing?
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
• The Girl from Ipanema
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• A joke about tax collectors
• Quotes about robotic dinosaurs
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• More Songs About Buildings and Food
• LPPR: Illegal Speech About Drugs
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• Doctors know nothing about drugs
• What Little I Know About Ingredients For Thai Cuisine
• Stories about the injury of male genitalia

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