Findings:
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- Too good to be true
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- Things that seem too good to be true rule
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
- It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
- strange and too short but I was lonely
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- You're too good to be human
- The node that tried too hard to be loved
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- She was too beautiful to be human
- Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
- He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- i try to end with a question. i try not to be too serious.
- he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
- I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- I will not be late anymore
- RIT was supposed to be built in New Mexico
- Nothing is too wonderful to be true
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
- it's good for me to go and not have there be words
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- Why Deeahblita will never be late again
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
- I have good reason to be thirsty today
- Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
- Be Good Johnny
- Dorothy Tries to be Brave
- Some moments seem too perfect to be real
- We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
- It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
- Too Shy to be Pretty
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
- Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
- We couldn't be anywhere else but here
- Life is not always fair, but you can be
- Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
- I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
- Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
- but wherever i go i'll be looking for you
- can it be that it was all so simple then
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- I Was the Girl You Were Told Not to Be
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
- I may never be queen, but you will never break me
- This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
- Sometimes it's hard to be good
- You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
- If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
- When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
- Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
- That I Would Be Good
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- You can never be too rich or too thin
- That's what I want to be too, frankly
- How To Be Good
- Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
- Starving in the greenhouse
- TV can be a good thing
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
- ull be late (user)
- Smile! It's good to be irritating once in a while
- Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
- Short can be good! (document)
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
- if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
- be good to each other
- eventually today will be bittersweet too
- this is unlike the story it was written to be
- Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
- let the memories be good for those who stay
- I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- Can it still be a good luck charm if it's something you stole?
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
- but you wanna be bad
- We rode around the town late in the evening counting the streetlights to be sure all were burning
- You're too young to be so old
- but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
- The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
- Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
- My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- Exes can be good things
- God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
- And it's one more good thing that will never be again
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- To be this good will take Sega ages
- good reasons to be content
- Why wiring your own phone line might not be a good idea
- Where's the kaboom?
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
- Damn it feels good to be a nurturing male
- It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
- If God was willing to let it be
- There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
- He didn't want to be Gary anymore
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
- The Be Good Tanyas
- How to be a good evil villain
- What it takes to be a good programmer
- Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
- I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
- His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
- Hot pursuit
- Be Careful What You Study Too Closely
- Not to die but to be reborn...
- How to be a good customer
- Too young to be nostalgic, too old to be naive
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- Evil be thou my good
- To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
- this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
- The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
- If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
- words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- How to be a good motorcycle passenger
- what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
- It will be good when I am leader
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