Findings:

• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• So help me God
• I learned how to be a prostitute in Nebraska
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• Be gentle with me
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• lord help me, for i am weak
• I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• Be an adult. Be false.
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• the space where you are needs your help to be empty again
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• i want to help. i want to be a part of something that will change the world.
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• Help me help you
• The drinks that helped me through 2023
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• That would be me
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• OBAFGKM
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• Let Me Be Your Shelter
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• Glen Campbell...I'll Be Me
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• You've got to be kidding me
• let me be your first upvote
• Fragmentation often helps me perceive facets
• When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• Free to Be, You and Me
• Help Me, Daddy
• I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
• It costs me nothing to be considerate
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Each thing she learned became part of herself, to be used over and over in new adventures
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• Let me be your fantasy
• Look siad me Be like me
• Let me be a martyr, dammit!
• Dreamer, never learned to be ambitious
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• be silent my bird, you tear me apart
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• If your wish be to close me
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• marry me and you'll be safe
• far be it from me
• It's fun to be popular. Everyone gives me drugs.
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• You mean the me that you would be
• I've Gotta Be Me
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• Please help me!
• god help me
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• I have given up other interests to help you. It will be a pleasure to know that my labour has not been in vain.
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• Help Me Out, Will You?
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• You say you want to help me
• A learned man came to me once
• I can only pray that the same technology that created this crisis can help me put an end to it.
• Help Me, Rhonda
• PBS learned me good
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• help me (user)
• Lessons to be learned from Napster
• If it's "natural," why must it be learned?
• adult contemporary
• Adult personality inventory
• When am I an adult?
• Christian young adults
• Damn it! I'm an adult!
• Final Integration in the Adult Personality
• Adult Swim
• Arachnoid, Adult
• I must escape the noose of my adult responsibility
• Telling adult stories to non-adults
• Adult Learning Grant
• adult single (user)
• Adult DVD (user)
• Adult World
• Los Angeles Times Book Prize for Young Adult Fiction
• teaching adults
• Because I'm an adult
• Top 10 Best Book for Young Adults
• eternity would be boring
• 640K ought to be enough for anybody
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• I wanna be your dog
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• I never thought it would be like this
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• the world will be remade in our image
• Be all that you can be
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• I know what it's like to be dead
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• I just want to be friends
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• To be or not to be
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Not to be taken internally
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Too good to be true
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Cold Winds are Calling Me
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb
• The Be
• Be Operating System

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