Findings:

• An army of slippers but only two feet
• The Chatterbox allows only one answer to the question "should I breed?"
• If only the spaghetti westerns were half as good as their titles
• I'll spot you one friend, or two chair legs
• Two shadows walk with me as my only allies
• My friends, I bring you the good news: Jesus Christ made a fucking sandwich
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• Christmas Is Only Good If You Are A Girl (Boy)
• Letter to a good friend long far-flung
• Two men enter, one man leaves
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
• Even if they're really good friends, you shouldn't trust a couple hundred friends with your secrets
• Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• The only defense is a good pretense
• Only the good die young
• If we're such good friends
• a pitcher of beer was only two fifty
• Letter from a good friend long far-flung
• A Good Friend
• For my good friend, with child.
• lunch with a good friend
• TV 'Friends' make for good friends
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 7: It is a Good Day to Fly
• The only good Indian is a dead Indian
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• Using the postal service to fight The Man and sell drugs is only good in theory
• Good Friday Agreement : Strand Two
• It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good writer.
• How to drive a friend mad, and still feel good about yourself
• Determining if a linked list loops using only two pointers
• melancholy is good, but not every single day, and certainly not more than two days in a row
• The Jackal: Episode Two: Dying Here Is Strictly Prohibited
• The challenge of writing a meaningful free-form poem using only two letter words
• The only good Nazi is a dead Nazi.
• Two old friends meeting on a mist-covered bridge
• My Only Friend
• Going With Two Dating Friends To A Movie
• He's a good guy friend
• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
• allow
• do you allow yourself to imagine being with someone?
• Vermont law allows same-sex civil unions
• Working people are never allowed to become rich in the United States
• Why is the air force allowed to bomb civilians?
• Does the Bible allow for additional Mormon Scriptures?
• How can God allow evil to exist?
• I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
• Should anyone be allowed to vote?
• Some teachers shouldn't be allowed to teach
• Who is allowed to donate blood?
• No Dogs and Chinese Allowed
• If you're allowed one phone call at a police station why not one URL instead
• Things Mormons ARE allowed to do
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• When you are again allowed to use your limbs and your eyes
• Scientologists not allowed to see 2001!
• Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• You are on a list of four who are allowed. You are number four.
• Allow yourself no dreams
• The portion of her face she allows me to see
• The Madame Does Not Allow Survivors
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• Emma Shouldn't Be Allowed To Dress Herself
• I Should Be Allowed To Think
• The Government should not allow hippies to listen to jazz
• I should be allowed to make myself miserable
• Smokers Allowed
• Allow me to name names of every name except the name I wish to drop
• Don't allow an awareness of your own mortality or a sense of impending doom to spoil the moment.
• it's the space between things that allows them to exist
• Enforce
• Enforced
• maintenant: NOW, maintenance: upkeep, etc. enforced now-ness
• The threat of enforced immortality
• Friends
• friend
• I just want to be friends
• You and Your Friend
• Keep your friends close and your enemies closer
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• tell your friends
• We were never really friends
• Man's best friend
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Friended
• our new friend, the ten-foot pole
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• Friends since 6th grade
• Phil Lesh and Friends
• Friends who fuck
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• There is no friend anywhere
• friend of Dorothy
• My friend's car caught on fire
• Friends with benefits
• Friend division
• No hair = No friends
• death of a friend
• Friends of the Swastika
• The Computer Is Your Friend
• Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends
• Falling in love with your best friend
• female friend
• the friend zone
• gay friend
• Friends with privileges
• Garfield and Friends
• progression by two
• Like A Friend
• taking care of your little hamster friend
• Your Friends & Neighbors
• Friends, Romans, hipsters
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• With a Little Help from My Friends
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• I have lots of gay friends
• One danger of having your friends using Everything
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• The Guru got a girlfriend
• Public Service Announcement: Curiosity Humiliated the Noder('s Friend)
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• Wigner's Friend
• Friends of Narnia
• A new friend from a .hk domain
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• Funeral For A Friend
• Friends of the Earth International
• Can we still be friends?
• A Faraway Friend
• Oops, I can't find my best friend
• Farewell to a Friend
• Just friends syndrome
• Friend pheromones
• Outrun a speeding train
• Friend of the Devil
• What to do if your friends think you are an agent of the Old Ones
• How my friend embarrassed my stage speech teacher
• oil-water friend problem
• false friend
• I found my friend Broken
• famous circle of friends
• Non-everythingian friends and their responses to this place
• Let's just be friends
• All women are friends
• How to find your new best friend
• friend of a friend
• friends for life
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• To a Friend
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• Trying to explain Everything to your non-Everythingite friends
• single-serving friend
• My best friend, Josh

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