Findings:

• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Sometimes etiquette gets me nowhere
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• i'm not a creep. i'm not a weirdo. i know exactly what i'm doing here. i belong here.
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
• I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• Break me. I'm elated.
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• I'm actually quite the plain Jane
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• I know it will get complicated and I know I may make it worse
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• Women want me when I'm taken
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• You Know What I'm Sayin'
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• Please please please let me get what I want
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• I'm not very cool
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I'd let a fish lick me if it'd get me out of this wheelchair.
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I'm lazy. It's all I know.
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• I'm awake now. You know what I'm talkin' about?
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• i'm feeling very small and very large all at once
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• get off me
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• "Beowulf is coming to get me!"
• Get it off me!
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• can you get enough of me?
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• The things that get me (barely) through
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• Do you know how to get to Sesame Street?
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• The closer I get to that old withered goal of mine the less if means to me
• Gravity really gets me down
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• The city knows I'm leaving
• Yeah, I know I'm dead;
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• I'm burning too brightly, begging you to smother me.
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• Know me better, and love me better
• I know they are watching me
• Do you know me?
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• Notice Me, I'm Here
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• I Know a Song That Gets on Everybody's Nerves
• 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• You know, that really wasn't a good way to get rid of the Universe forever
• You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
• We must get there before dark, follow me
• The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get
• Get Behind Me Satan
• If you get your opinions second-hand, you do not know anything worth knowing
• The shirt that always gets me hit on
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• (Come get me).
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
• Get back to me
• what little I have is starting to get to me
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
• I know more when I'm alone
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• The receptionist at work knows I'm a slacker
• I know what I'm talking about
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• I'm not in love, set me free
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I'm Just Me (user)
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her

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