Findings:

• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• I'm training my little half brother to take over the world
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• i'm going to show these people a world that you don't believe can exist
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• as long as I'm breathing, it's not over
• I'm Going Crazy
• this is how i'm going to die.
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• I'm going to Disneyland
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• I am going to beat up Reel Big Fish
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• It's a bird! It's a plane! It's sarcasm flying right over your head!
• Go over one's head
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• Over my head
• Gettin' in over My Head
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• I'm Going Home
• I'm going to the moon
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• inside my head, where the heart beat is
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• Keep steadfast and earnest. You will try to trick yourself over and over again along the way. Keep going.
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• I'm going to kill you
• I'm going to be a Dad
• My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 1: In Which I Realize I am In Over My Head
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• 'I'm crushing your head!' error appears after leaving open a pop-up slider
• He flops over and bonks his head
• head over heels
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• big beat
• beat
• beats
• Meat Beat Manifesto
• Beat Generation
• Beat like a redheaded stepchild
• Human Beat Box
• Beat Happening
• Beat the Clock
• Dead beat
• Beat juggling
• beat em up
• Flat Beat
• Don't beat around the bush
• How not to beat Jet Li's kung-fu style in "Fist of Legend"
• Bronski Beat
• Beating someone severely
• Bo Diddley beat
• Good Beat, Easy to Dance To (or The Bottom Line)
• English Beat
• breakbeat science
• Nobody Beats The Wiz (user)
• Beat Matching
• beat layering
• beat frequency
• 1001 Ways to Beat the Draft
• The World Famous Beat Junkies
• Beat Crazy
• Did Nixon beat his wife?
• I listen to the beat of your music
• The Beat of the Music
• Beat It
• Honda Beat
• Bumper stickers about kids who beat up honor students
• digital beat matching
• Eat me beat me lady
• How to beat the system in Monopoly
• Beat the System
• Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
• Fly low and beat the radar
• Beats & Pieces
• beat the guillotine
• Beat Takeshi
• Beat 'Em & Eat 'Em
• Where it's okay to beat your wife
• Jungle Beats
• Nylon Beat
• Manhattan Is My Beat
• How to beat someone at "pick a number"
• Beat the Geeks
• Direct Beat
• How to beat Everything2
• Home Recording on a Budget: We Got the Beat
• Beats International
• beat poet
• The first beat down handed out in the Senate
• Wicked Beat Sound System
• Hard To Beat
• The Wasp (Texas Radio and the Big Beat)
• archy beats a rap
• Beat around the bush
• lonely beat (user)
• The true story of how I beat the crap out of King Kong, on top of the Empire State Building
• bad beat
• My beat up old Offspring tape
• repetitive beats
• Big Beat Boutique
• blast beat
• We beat a friar's liar
• beat boxing
• Noder Beat
• Derren Brown beats nine grandmasters at chess
• And the Beat Goes On: The Sonny and Cher Story
• Beat Poetry
• Donkey Kong Jungle Beat
• we found that which made the human heart beat and built an autobahn to it
• Hip Hop production
• Over Under Sideways Down
• Bible
• Bible Code
• Bible Belt
• The Bible
• Bible Contradictions
• The Holy Bible
• The Christian Bible
• Bible thumper
• Hebrew bible
• Douay Bible
• Ru bible
• Adulterous Bible
• Bug Bible
• Authorized King James Version
• Everything King James Bible
• Orange Catholic Bible
• The Bible According to Mark Twain
• Vacation Bible School
• New American Standard Bible
• Wyclif Bible
• Atrocities in the Bible
• King James Bible Conspiracy Theory
• Satanic Bible
• True stuff in the Bible
• Skeptic's Annotated Bible

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