Findings:

• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• I used to think of marriage as a plate-glass window just begging for a brick
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Thinking of doing something is sometimes just as bad as actually doing it
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• what we call human nature is actually human habit
• You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not
• Why can't I just call for a medical referral?
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• none of us are actually breathing, we are just trying to breathe
• just think (user)
• Just seeing that he actually exists
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• I think I'll just go to sleep in this snow bank.
• For God's sake, just have another election
• Just call me fluffy
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• you're just a centipede who thinks he's master of the forest
• This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
• You think time is moving fast now, just wait til you're 26
• we think we're so great. this is all just more history
• Let's just call it love, and split the difference
• I just called to say your brother fucks like a mink
• Don't come back, don't call. Think of another way.
• come to think of it, phone calls are excruciating too.
• Call a spade a fucking shovel
• I actually, um, created, um, thefez
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• The pickup-lines that actually work
• Money is actually Magic Points
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• Sometimes I actually don't mind having the slowest modem in the world
• The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
• I'm actually quite the plain Jane
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• Breaking the law without actually breaking the law
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• Incorrect grammar which might be an improvement
• How many Disney movies are actually original stories?
• It's possible that your religion is actually jealous of God's popularity
• Internet friends: Abstractions until you actually meet them
• Love Actually
• A consequence of actually feeling
• not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
• How to make money in the music industry without actually making new music
• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
• This is what Scientologists actually believe
• My favorite person in my life, who isn't actually in my life
• Danger is my middle name. Okay, actually, Daniel is my middle name.
• More of a knowledge fetishist than actually knowledgeable
• No one actually cares.
• BREAKING NEWS: TED CRUZ ACTUALLY HUMAN SKIN FILLED WITH COCKROACHES
• Well, actually
• Where to actually reintroduce wolves
• ah fuck. I need to actually develop a plan
• the title is an obscure reference to a thing, i am actually a guy
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• call waiting
• call
• The Call of Cthulhu
• collect call
• A Tribe Called Quest
• Call now, operators are standing by.
• Last call
• call centre
• Call by reference
• A Fish Called Wanda
• Call by value
• Call by value return
• Call by name
• Home run call
• goal call
• I'll call you
• Asheron's Call
• method call
• screening calls
• call/cc
• an interrupted phone call
• The Steer Called Murder
• Call of the West
• Call for Help
• Let's call this art
• late night phone calls
• What Happened to Our Two Travelers with Two Girls, Two Monkeys, and the Savages, Called Oreillons
• close call
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Call girl
• port of call
• recursive call
• call stack
• You may call me R.J., you may call me Ray
• The Call of Ktulu
• call option
• Now That's What I Call Quite Good
• booty call
• The Call
• Remote Procedure Call
• Call your mom
• margin call
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Call Forwarding
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• you make the call
• So that's what they call it nowadays?
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• Not returning an ex-girlfriend's phone call
• Why won't he call?
• The Collect Call of Cthulhu
• strangest phone call
• Men should never call themselves feminists
• call board
• curtain call
• Call me a lady and I will growl at you
• A Call to Quit
• Is your teenager concerned about inequality and pollution? Call a drug counselor.
• What do you call a woman's genitalia?
• Here's my number, call me
• If an E2 user called you, what would you say?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• Don't call me Debbie
• last call for regrets
• A common tech support call
• "Sex, as they harshly call it"
• That phone call you don't want to make
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• listen()
• No Colour Called Love
• Zuigan calls his own master
• The three calls of the Emperor's teacher
• Fun with telemarketing calls
• If the Current Were to Call
• What do I call her?
• Don't call me Asian
• Genetically Modified Phone Call
• Turning a call option into a put option (and vice versa)
• Call Me Persephone
• An incredibly stupid reason why I got called into the school counselor's office
• The Call of the Wild
• When you call a girl beautiful, what does it mean?
• Call me Fish Meal
• Prilosec
• Game Called on Account of Naked Chick
• Call me a berry-picking, pony-touching star-marveler
• The Call of the Wild - chapter 1
• The Call of the Wild – chapter 2
• The Call of the Wild – chapter 3
• The Call of the Wild – chapter 4
• The Call of the Wild – chapter 5
• The Call of the Wild – chapter 6
• The Call of the Wild – chapter 7
• Yesterday I (supposedly) got a call from Douglas Coupland
• A chorus of phones each time she calls
• Call it in the air
• good call
• Here's a quarter. Call someone who cares
• Infinity Calls
• I never called her momma
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• Called shot
• I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.
• Don't call it burnout
• What do you call a person who speaks three languages?
• Who to call at the IRS when you cannot pay your tax bill

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