Findings:

• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• The Funniest One-Sided Conversation I'll Ever Hear
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
• The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Have You Ever Walked?
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• The funniest thing ever on Pinky and the Brain
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• But I have seen the sun just once
• Imagine the prettiest thing you've ever seen. Now make it glow.
• I Think I Should Have Loved You
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• What have the Spanish ever done for us
• i am looking for Morpheus. have you seen him?
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• The best magic trick you've ever seen
• Have you ever made a just man?
• Have you ever thought
• i keep thinking that this rain could last forever and i don't think it could ever stop
• Ain't you ever seen a Yankee before?
• GISHWHES (Greatest International Scavenger Hunt the World Has Ever Seen)
• How could you ever have enough?
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• Why can't the Democrats ever think up this kind of sleazy shit?
• i cannot ever have you, not even in thoughts.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• I have seen the elephant
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• Ski piss
• in a river aeons past began a trust which unleashed the third greatest force this world has ever seen
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• all you have to do is think and they'll grow
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• Is Astrology the Biggest Hoax Mankind has Ever Seen?
• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• the only comfort we could ever have
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• They all lived happily ever after
• ever
• The best teacher I ever had
• oh ever so slowly
• So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
• Worst episode ever
• The worst children's book ever
• Does this ever go away?
• Medgar Evers
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Live the greatest story ever told
• Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
• Do you start feeling, ever?
• Diary of a dot-commer
• Don't lie. Ever.
• fading lost soul marked by this, an ever bleeding eye, a single tear
• The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
• The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
• The most beautiful computer ever
• The Craziest Lady to Ever Grace a Burger King Drive-Thru
• Ebonics began with pirates
• Slashdot Troll's Greatest Hits
• The most disturbing thing I ever saw
• The best line I ever used
• Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
• Probably the saddest thing ever
• Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• Don't you ever go to work?
• Will I ever know?
• the hottest it has ever been
• What ever happened to all the fun in the world
• The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• Ever felt that?
• Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• The most confusing bet ever
• It won't ever remember what you choose to forget
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• Same as it Ever Was
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• No one ever listens to the bassist
• The first bear I ever saw
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• Was it ever there?
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• The greatest paper ever written
• Can pleasing sight, misfortune ever bring?
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• There's no such thing as happily ever after.
• All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
• The saddest funeral I've ever performed
• Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
• The best comeback ever
• Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
• Nobody should ever see another's porn collection
• The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
• Greatest Story Ever Told
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• Best Death Ever
• The Greatest Story Ever Told
• No government can ever give you freedom
• Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
• The Road Goes Ever On
• All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
• Deconstruction of every single television advertisement, ever
• The worst job interview ever
• The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
• ever (user)
• How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
• Best smoke I've ever had
• I've been smoking ever since
• Don't work at a golf course
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• The best formation pilot I ever saw
• The Only Song I've Ever Written
• You can become as successful as the most successful person ever
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• Johnny Evers
• The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
• Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?
• first ever Round Valley Day of Gluttony and Tippling
• The harshest winter ever
• You, born of the water, could you ever live far from the sea?
• Snow-white solstice in Switzerland: first ever helvetic nodermeet
• only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
• risk assessment in the brain and the dumbest thing you ever did before age 25
• Shortest science fiction story ever
• Roller Derby
• Best Week Ever
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• What did my spleen ever do for me?
• evers (user)
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• If women ever show teeth in a quiet greeting, it is considered a threat.
• Just in case you ever wondered..
• Longest science fiction story ever
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• The tired scrawl of every word I've ever called my own.
• The only place I ever go is the grocery store.

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