Findings:
- I still haven't found what I'm looking for
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- I'm here for a good time, not a long time
- I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
- Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
- I'm good for it.
- Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
- I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- this is how i'm going to die.
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I'm still Big Red (user)
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- I'm no good at enigmas
- I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
- I'm not a good girlfriend
- I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- I'm Still Here
- I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
- 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
- I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
- If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
- I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
- I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
- Damn, I'm good.
- I'm a sucker for a good accent
- I'm such a philistine
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- How to drive a friend mad, and still feel good about yourself
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- I'm a consumer whore... And how!
- In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
- I'm gonna make you come tonight
- Your taste is still on my lips and I'm holding it hostage
- The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
- Hands off, I'm special
- Can it still be a good luck charm if it's something you stole?
- How to give a good PowerPoint presentation
- When I'm Sixty-Four
- Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
- how to choose a good durian
- we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- How to catch a snake
- Riding fast on drugs while getting good vibes from the twin plant
- How to catch a lasagna
- Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
- How is this still a thing?
- How to catch a fly
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- How to catch a fish with your bare hands
- How to catch a football
- 418 I'm a teapot
- Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
- I'm not sure
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- Alfredo sauce
- If we're such good friends
- Only angels come to tend to a single light
- How to catch crabs
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- How we could still have a President Trump
- I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- Collecting a clean catch urine
- Catching a squirrel
- How to catch a bat
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- I think I'm in Love with Everything
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- How To Catch a Lion in the Sahara Desert
- How to catch a frog
- I'm sorry
- How to give your man a good backrub
- How to find good nodes
- The Good Gardener (On How He Fell)
- Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
- How To Be Good
- How to smell good without the use of perfume
- how to catch nite crawlers
- melancholy is good, but not every single day, and certainly not more than two days in a row
- How to do nothing, and still look like a hard worker
- Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
- How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
- no matter how pretty the flower, it's still only a weed
- I'm just reading it for the articles
- I'm picking out a Thermos for you
- IM
- Im-
- So. Central Rain
- I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
- And Still, My Breath Catches
- I'm a Dutchman's uncle
- I'm scared to run the program I wrote
- I'm tired
- I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I'm Glad
- (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
- I'm Your Fan
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- I'm in this for the long haul
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- I'm not very cool
- Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
- I'm not drinking any more
- It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good writer.
- How to be a good motorcycle passenger
- How to get a good night's sleep
- Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
- How can a good Buddhist work in advertising?
- So How Come
- Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country
- How to be a good evil villain
- How They Brought the Good News from Ghent to Aix
- How to be a good customer
- Love cookies
- How to buy good, last minute Christmas gifts
- How to Write a Damn Good Novel
- A Pity. We were such a good invention.
- How to tell she's good looking
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- How come we never dated?
- How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
- How to avoid driving into your garage with your bike still on the car roof rack
- Building a still
- Eating a live sea urchin while it's still squirming
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- The Lover Showeth How He Is Forsaken of Such as He Sometime Enjoyed
- I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
- I'm
- Im Elvis (user)
- How wonderful to come home full of quiet coals
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- imm
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
- How can you still breathe?
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- I'm pinching your face!
- I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
- I walk around when I'm high
- I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
- I'm with the band
- I'm embarrassed that I know this
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