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• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• The best kind of bartender
• If you would be so kind
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• This was not my going away party
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• They knew what our pain would be.
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
• That would be me
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• eternity would be boring
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• I never thought it would be like this
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• When you know things are just meant to be
• It appears to be a sock castle of some kind
• The Man Who Would Be King
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• painting stars that have not come to be
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• Cyclists : Be kind to pedestrians
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• you have to be kidding
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• what would it take to be serene again?
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• How it's Going to Be
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Where would America be without Canada?
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• A whimper would be fine
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• It's going to be fine
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• Be kind. Rewind.
• Life without music would be a mistake
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• The Ten Commandments revised
• She was too beautiful to be human
• this is unlike the story it was written to be
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
• All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers
• Sometimes you have to be your own supervillain
• I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
• Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• RIT was supposed to be built in New Mexico
• Mind without body
• Cruel to Be Kind
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• Where be ye going, you Devon maid?
• That I Would Be Good
• Just to see what it would be like
• you have to be close to catch it
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• Where's the kaboom?
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Pretending to be Webster 1913 to score at parties
• If God was willing to let it be
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• it would be hilarious if only
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• painting stars that have come to be
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner

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