Findings:

• Now she's in my doorway, accusing me with her soft breasts and long legs, strong hips.
• She's sitting across the table from me, my probable future wife
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
• This is the first time she's texted me since the morning she left.
• She's got a gun
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• As if she's stepping on a star
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• she's dreaming. a perfect life is right there on the pillow
• Oh. I was wrong. She's the one. Goodbye.
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• she's on it
• Get off the shed
• #!/bin/sh
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• loafing shed
• She's Gone
• The kind who tells you she's bipolar just to make you trust her
• sh (user)
• She's a Late Spring Storm and I am Begging to Drown in the Downpour
• Me and a Gun
• (she's a monster) she ate my heart
• She's the main attraction, I'm just the recording device
• She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
• me or the gun
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• S&H Green Stamps
• Dave Sh (user)
• If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
• She's found the hole in reality. She knows its depth.
• She's not the snake, I am. She's just the apple.
• She's got Zelda Fitzgerald mercury in her veins
• She's My Girl
• init=/bin/sh
• boss i wish you had told me
• She's the kind of woman who
• Drying shed
• she likes to dance on the edge. it's all she's known and she won't change now
• She's Having a Baby
• I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• She's Gotta Have It
• you shoot me honest volumes
• Shed a Little Tear
• If she really wanted to fit in, she'd get a smaller dog.
• ex-girlfriend is my best friend and now she's getting married
• sh/perl Directory Size
• don shed (user)
• Don't blame Eve, she's just a rib
• shed light
• She's Leaving Home
• She's got legs
• sh- (user)
• When we shed our earthly skin
• She's the cat's mother
• shh (user)
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• She's Moved On
• she's so virginal in her bodily extortion
• She's the One
• Shed Boys
• She's Your Baby
• she lit a fire and now she's in my every thought
• Shed dormer
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• as close to me as drawn gun on a dark street
• She's Addicted to My Language
• She's The Type of Girl Who Always Remembers
• SH Knives Exporter
• She's a stallion, let her run
• She's beautiful in ways that make her seem fleeting
• Hiram-Maxim's gun shoot
• Sh! The Octopus
• every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
• it's hard to turn away when it feels like she's singing directly to you
• If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
• She shed
• They had been expecting me
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• You had me at midnight wine and mascara. Light a candle now
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• You had me at hello
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will accidentally shoot their children
• sh
• She's All That
• Shed
• She's perfect in a fucked up way
• I Want You (She's So Heavy)
• .sh (user)
• She's probably not single
• Don't tell her she's beautiful
• sharpest tool in the shed
• /bin/sh
• My Life had stood -- a Loaded Gun --
• She's Not There
• Mistaking discarded clothes for shed skin
• She's Come Undone
• Tears must be shed to make room for the laughter
• She's All My Fancy Painted Him
• She's Sleeping
• snow shed
• She's Like the Swallow
• Ask her if she's got an answer
• Shh... it's magical
• She's Too Young
• She's so cute
• Slap Her... She's French
• Scissors that shed their safety
• S&H
• How to tell she's good looking
• She is not a girl, she is a woman. No, wait, she's a girl.
• In Every Shade She’s Eggs
• Shíshì shishì Shi Shì, shì shi, shì shí shí shi
• He's alone. She's alone.
• I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
• 'Tis Pity She's a Whore
• I don't know what she's thinking. She's very mysterious.
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• She'd move, breaking the magnetism between her chair and my desk
• she’s caught in headlights, the silken deer
• She's in Parties
• she's a terrible child, and a wonderful monster
• She's waiting to tell you if you're ready to know.
• Shed Seven
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• turn it up; she's on the other side of the mirror
• I have to firmly hold onto a belief that everyone in the world has shed tears over something beautiful
• And she's walking as if her feet hurt
• what she's building now, it isn't much, but it's hers
• Don't draw your gun if you don't intend to shoot
• Pellet Gun
• Shoot the Crow
• smoking gun
• riot gun
• Gun rap
• elephant gun
• Nobody's holding a gun to your head
• heat gun
• spring-powered swatting gun
• Gun control in China
• M56 Smart Gun
• You can't defend yourself with a gun!
• Comparative statistics for gun ownership, homicide and suicide rates
• Sister Machine Gun
• Run N Gun
• Gun ports open

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