Findings:

• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• What would you change if you could?
• The Ten Commandments revised
• The best kind of bartender
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• Just to see what it would be like
• The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• The second chance you give could be your last
• We could all be blind
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• You could be so delicious
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• eternity would be boring
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
• Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• if I could play god there'd be one less child abuser
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• I never thought it would be like this
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Nothing could be further from the truth
• The mountain could be home
• A whimper would be fine
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• it would be hilarious if only
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• I will not be voting
• That Would Be Enough
• How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• anyone could be your brand new love
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
• you could be asking questions
• That would be me
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
• If I could be someone
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• It Could Always Be Worse
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• Where would America be without Canada?
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• Be the change you want to see in the world
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• We Could Be Heroes: tes's Everything2 Heroes Quest
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• nodeshells that could never be satisfactorily filled
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• Who Could That Be At This Hour?
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• I never realized how helpful a visual arts degree could be in fixing sump pumps
• Could Be Anywhere
• If you would be seated
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• this entire endeavor could be thought of as a quest for your number
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• They knew what our pain would be.
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• If you would be so kind
• Be Operating System
• Things that could be
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• The Man Who Would Be King
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• That I Would Be Good
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• Mind without body
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• Our Band Could Be Your Life
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• On the Criteria To Be Used in Decomposing Systems into Modules
• You could be the Willow, I could be the Wind.
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Could man be drunk for ever
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• People of Earth: we could be heroes.
• Life without music would be a mistake
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• Anarchy is a Political System, Not an Excuse to be Angsty and Break Things
• Nothing could possibly be more satisfactory!
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• Human Consciousness could be Immortal
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could forget her
• Germany could not be appeased
• She could be a businesswoman
• My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment of What My Love Could Be
• an invitation to be everything you never thought you could be
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• what would it take to be serene again?
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters

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