Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "in Australia we have the ground floor, then the first floor, so it's one storey up"

• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Pretty Girl On A Not So Empty Dance Floor
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Why is it that the alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw?
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Whose coat is that jacket hanging up on the floor?
• You cannot pick up the pieces, unless they all fall to the floor
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• I have bloodmarks on my floor
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• And then one day you wake up
• Deadman begins his journey, through a kitchen floor one Saturday night
• A floor is so you don't fall in the hole your house is in
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Face it, you live on the 13th floor
• floor function
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• hand signals on the trading floor
• Nightmare on the 13th Floor
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• you have become one with The Anonymous
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• four walls, a ceiling and a floor
• floor wax
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• seven and a halfth floor
• Nicaragua dirt floor girl
• Cleaning the shower floor
• Mezzanine Floor
• I have lost many things, so many
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• because I have given up any care
• Why black women have so few wrinkles
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• One of These Things First
• Cursing is probably one of the first things you'll learn in a different language
• mainstreamed floors
• The handicapped toilets are on the second floor
• kitchen floor
• drop on the floor
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Floor puller toss
• Kitten with wet feet on a tile floor
• Prone on the bathroom floor, realising that heartbreak has a physical manifestation
• At Night Love Walks the Floor
• Peace of Mind on the Hangar Floor
• First compress it, then encrypt it
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• You have a sad feeling for a moment, then it passes
• you have five minutes to admire the beauty in everything and then you die
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• I could have been one of a two
• Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Waking up is nice for those first few moments before you remember who and what you are.
• 13th Floor Elevators
• a wound is at first nothing, and then pain, and then blood
• Of course, first you have to kill him
• If you took away the floor, we'd be floating
• Lying Here Upon the Floor
• Freakazoids, please report to the dance floor.
• Watching Alex from the Third Floor on a Gray Day
• Laying cable under a floor
• floor puller
• The Thirteenth Floor
• Speak of compassion first, then argue if you must
• Floor numbering systems
• 4 On The Floor
• How to mop a floor
• floor exercise
• hardwood floor
• fourth floor
• And You're Wondering How a Top Floor Could Replace Heaven
• Skill Floor
• a pinprick in the floor of heaven
• Elke's sparkling stairways, Elke's slippery floors
• The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
• Ground, give up your secrets
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• People have fucked up before
• I have one whole anus
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• Baptist fear of dancing
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• You have to watch out for the quiet ones
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• Words that only have one context
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• So you don't have to
• I used to have so many dreams
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• So this is Christmas. And what have you done?
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• I have made up a name for my disease
• i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
• It furthers one to have somewhere to go
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• I am the one hiding under your bed; teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red.
• First the music, then the fire
• We have a fictitious world; that is the first step:
• The first one's always free
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
• Floor
• You're the one i saw first
• Movies that should have been books first
• thirteenth floor elevators
• Staring at the floor pattern in the kitchen
• We have come to the first bump in the road
• The first time I lost a stone that meant so much
• Water Balloon Olympics from the Tenth Floor
• Four on the floor
• the velocity with which their foreheads hit the floor
• I can taste the floor
• Arms through the floor trick
• ocean floor
• Piss on the floor of the men's restroom
• Fun things to do with a raised floor
• low floor
• your bathroom floor
• floor effect
• raised floor
• floored, 1974
• the killing floor II (superdocnolinks)
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• price floor
• The floor is just a giant shelf
• Nightingale Floor
• Picking your psyche off the floor
• I saw her clothes piled on the floor, and I cried for her
• Privilege and floor wax
• Speech made by Sen Hollings on the floor of the Senate, 21 March 2002
• Floor tile
• sugar on the floor
• Installing a ceramic tile floor
• Across the Nightingale Floor
• My regret sits on the floor like someone else's polaroid photos
• cross the floor
• The Floor is Lava
• I want the decomposing grace of the forest floor
• sea floor
• Faces on the Kitchen Floor: Belmez, Spain, 1971
• kick an empty can across an empty floor
• In the Gym the Floor Was Cold
• Dirt Floor
• destiny splattered on the floor
• bedroom floor/sunday church
• On the cutting room floor
• Do Not Spit on Floor
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• The prettiest views are all from the ground up
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• UPS Ground
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• cutting-room floor

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