Findings:
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- When you want me and how you want me
- Summer never answers when you call
- How Moscow teenagers answer the phone
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
- Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
- Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
- A chorus of phones each time she calls
- She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
- You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
- man when you are telling me how it was
- relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
- How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- How to take a supervisor call
- call me a poet
- How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
- How to scream when no one is looking
- The best phone call I could have made tonight
- Doctors don't charge for phone calls
- Tearing a phone book in half
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
- When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
- Call if you need me
- Just call me fluffy
- Vegetables don't come when you call
- Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
- Learn how to spell
- Please, Call me Honky
- Genetically Modified Phone Call
- How I lost twenty pounds and became fit in two months
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- How to learn any skateboarding trick
- How to tap a phone
- Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
- How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
- Don't call me Debbie
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- it beckons me, the call to write
- A Girl Called January Is Talking to Me
- Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
- Don't call me white
- Call Me Maybe
- I'm always breathless when you call
- St. Peter don't you call me
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- call me hiroshima
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- How to close a KFC when you're a cook
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Turn Off My TV
- How I learned to stop worrying and love the iBook instead
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- How I learned to stop practicing and love the something
- How to connect any cellular phone to a modem
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- How Lars Ulrich made me quit my job at a movie theater
- Nodeshell, Nodeshell, give me your answer, do.
- How to add a folder in your Send To option when right clicking in Win98
- When I Consider How My Light Is Spent
- How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
- Thou shalt learn how to spell
- When you call a girl beautiful, what does it mean?
- Here's my number, call me
- an interrupted phone call
- She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
- How to answer a telephone
- The Emergency Services called me back
- Who to call at the IRS when you cannot pay your tax bill
- kill him dead; don't call me
- You Will Call Me Kompressor
- come to think of it, phone calls are excruciating too.
- simple answers make me insane
- Beyond Belief: How to Answer the Evangelists
- Beyond Belief: How to answer the Evangelists. Part 2
- If skepticism is arrogant, then slap my arse and call me Arrogant Sally.
- They call me Engineer-khan
- Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- And I could hear him call to me, as if the world went quiet for that one distinct moment
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- Learn how to punctuate.
- I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
- Phone call
- how my computer nearly killed me
- How a little girl learns to ride a bike
- How I learned to stop worrying and love the LAPD
- How to learn French swear words
- Yesterday I learned how to kiss
- How not to faint when you can't move
- How Prom nearly killed me
- How she saw the moon
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- Who what when where why & how
- She bruised her knee. This is how we met.
- how to short out a phone line
- How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
- DJuxtaposition vs. Gamestop : Or how I learned to let go of the PS2 and start loving the DC
- How Airborne School nearly killed me
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- she does not know how much I need this
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- How do you know when your relationship is over?
- I Know Not How It Falls on Me
- Learn how to drive, dammit!
- How Till Eulenspiegel's mother told him to learn a trade
- How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- How to survive a heart attack when alone
- Show Me How the Robots Dance
- How television car chases influenced me
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- Not returning an ex-girlfriend's phone call
- late night phone calls
- That phone call you don't want to make
- What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
- Call me a lady and I will growl at you
- Don't call me Asian
- Call me Fish Meal
- Call Me Persephone
- listen()
- strangest phone call
- Telephone solicitors now call me at their own risk
- What really happens when you call the help desk
- If you're allowed one phone call at a police station why not one URL instead
- I don't want to be here when you don't call.
- Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
- Learn to Program: Variables and Function Calls
- Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
- When the Roll Is Called Up Yonder
- Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
- Some people call me a drama queen
- Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
- They Call Me MISTER Tibbs!
- Call Me Princess
- Call me a berry-picking, pony-touching star-marveler
- he calls me girly (user)
- he calls me monster
- you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
- On Returning A Call From An Unknown Phone Number
- an unexpected phone call
- A Story about a Phone Call
- He called me Sarah once
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- She Called in Her Soul to Come and See
- In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
- If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
- Call her up, tell her how love is not a question.
- Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- call me garbage one more time
- finding no answer, she stepped closer
- Call me Hashmael
- Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- How to tell if your phone line supports DP dialing
- Learn how to fly
- I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
- Call me Anna
- Helping someone learn how, and why, to appreciate text
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- Fixing a water damaged cell phone
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- My first comet
- Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
- How clear she shines
- How the Sphere encouraged me in a Vision
- How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
- How the Stranger vainly endeavoured to reveal to me in words the mysteries of Spaceland
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