Findings:
- Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
- It's hard to tell when all your love's in vain. All my love's in vain.
- How to tell if you're having a heart attack
- When You're Evil
- Swing when you're winning
- 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
- The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
- Lies New Authors Tell Themselves
- when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
- When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
- Things men want when they're drunk
- You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- To tell the truth I am never happier than when I am a kangaroo
- A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
- Time flies when you're having fun
- How to close a KFC when you're a cook
- The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
- Are you such a fucking loser you can't tell when you've won?
- What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
- How to open a KFC when you're a cook
- Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
- How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
- Music You Listen to When You're Depressed
- Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- When you are drunk, all you can see is light
- How to get drunk when in Norway
- When a man lies he murders some part of the world
- How to tell you're not making it in showbiz
- Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
- When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
- Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
- Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
- It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
- You're never around when I need you
- This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
- You have to lie to fall in love. You have to tell the truth to stay there.
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
- You're pretty when you're quiet
- it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
- It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
- Time stands still when you're in the tube
- Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
- when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
- What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
- Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
- remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
- What To Expect When You're Expecting
- Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
- I tell no lies, it's all true, and more besides
- i'm a wiseguy when I'm drunk
- The Little Lies We Tell
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- love is a lie we tell ourselves
- 14 lies and you're done
- Collision avoidance technique
- when strangers tell me to smile
- Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- How to tell if you're addicted to hunting
- Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
- Lies And the Lying Liars Who Tell Them
- Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
- Lies my biker buddies tell
- Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
- Tell the truth or make your lies more interesting
- When you're alone
- When you're dead, you're dead
- How to tell when someone else is full of shit
- When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
- You know you're a geek when...
- When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
- You can't rant when you're not angry
- Tell me another lie
- I'll explain it when you're older
- When you're home alone
- She's waiting to tell you if you're ready to know.
- Lies we tell teenagers
- Shall I scare you with the truth? Or tell the pretty lie?
- When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
- I miss you when you're away. Please go.
- When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- Sing when you're winning
- Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
- Sex starts when you're standing up
- Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
- There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
- when you're ready to touch me again
- You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
- When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
- Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
- You know you're blacked out when...
- You're pretty when you cry
- Things are safer when you're not entirely you.
- When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
- When you're loving me, I love you most
- Only when you're older
- When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
- You know you're in the SCA when
- Art is the lie that tells the truth
- Charlotte, who, like a lot of low-maintenance women, cannot tell a lie, said, Yes.
- get drunk
- Getting drunk with editor powers
- Girl drink drunk
- dry drunk
- coding drunk
- A little bit tired, a little bit drunk, all yours
- Anecdote involving a toilet and a drunk guy
- Sir, you are drunk!
- Sketches For My Sweetheart The Drunk
- Drunk and Wondering
- I was very, very drunk
- Crashing asleep dizzy drunk
- Drunk Lady meets Smarmy Guy
- Friends don't let friends node drunk
- And our cars all jumped forward like bottles on a table thumped by a drunk
- punch drunk
- You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
- It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
- EveryBody Gets Drunk At Election
- drunken wasps
- Drunk as a skunk
- Music to get drunk to
- The Drunk Joke
- Drunk, fix later
- The Drunk (user)
- Punch-Drunk Love
- drunk barbie (user)
- Driving while drunk vs. driving while tired
- Dealing With Drunks at Bus Stops
- Blood drunk
- drunk on the tiniest pivot
- Drunk History
- lie detector
- The Lamb Lies Down On Broadway
- lie
- Sex, Lies, and Videotape
- The Book of Lies
- lay vs. lie
- white lie
- Lies are fun
- Here lies one whose name was writ in water
- Can God lie?
- the statue of three lies
- Truths and lies
- That is not dead which can eternal lie
- Lies, damn lies, and statistics
- Lila or a Lie
- instructional lie
- Lie on your back and think of England
- Photographs never lie, until you edit them!
- Prince of Lies
- Don't lie. Ever.
- The Book of Lies: Chapter 4
- and now you're free, and freedom tastes of reality, and you go explore the moon
- The Book of Lies: Chapter 8
- The Book of Lies: Chapter 9
- The Book of Lies: Chapter 10
- The Book of Lies: Chapter 11
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- The Difficulty lies in Integration
- The Book of Lies: Chapter 14
- The Book of Lies: Chapter 13
- The Book of Lies: Chapter 15
- Lie on surveys
- A Bright Shining Lie
- ...And Isles Where Good Men Lie
- Lies, Damn Lies & ICQ Messages
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