Findings:

• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• what little I have is starting to get to me
• Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Stoned music memories
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• Words sometimes get sick and we have to heal them.
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• don't let them scare you
• A seething hatred for assholes, bullies and those that don't seem to mind them
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• You don't have to remember my name
• I don't have the time
• I'll get you next time, Gadget!
• We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• An' the gobble-uns 'll git you ef’n you don’t Watch Out!
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• A reason to drink
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• So you don't have to
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• You just don't get it
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• You don't get a song
• You don't have any real problems
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• The Get Well Soon
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• get well card
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• emotions others don't get to see
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• I don't get nostalgia, I get flashbacks
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• No, I don't have channel 11
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• Don't call us, we'll call you
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Show, don't tell
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• i don't hate you. not even a little
• don't rely on us to get you high
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• Get vaccinated. Don't die.
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
• I've praised the Lord so loudly, don't I deserve a little sin?
• Get a communications degree and we'll talk
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• you don't have to do this
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I'll get there when I get there
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
• Cats don't have brakes
• If you don't want us to look at your breasts, don't shove them in our faces
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• I have a punklin and you don't
• If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• I don't have a television set
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Why don't we try to destroy tropical cyclones by nuking them?
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Things That Don't End Well
• I don't get many things right the first time
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• Why don't I have votes today?
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Don’t write love letters to women unless you are dating them
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• I don't get it
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• I don't want to get over you
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once

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