Findings:

• Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• She loved me for my brains not my body. It's what zombies do.
• ME IN LOVE (user)
• please bully me; my life is not shitty enough
• Please Don't Bury Me
• If you really loved me
• Cheap brandy makes me love you and vomit
• Give me a moment, please
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• Pleased to Meet Me
• PINCH ~Love Me Deeper~
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• I cannot find the right words to touch the sky with me Yesterday tomorrow and forever in a white crystalline bask of your teddy bear beauty will you love me yes ok thx!
• love me
• Lady Love Me (One More Time)
• My mom loved me
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
• Please remember to let me down gently.
• Please help me!
• please forgive me (user)
• feline allergies
• I thought you loved me
• I Can't Make You Love Me
• Jesus loves me, right?
• Sometimes I think you love that doomsday machine more than you love me.
• You say you love; but with a voice
• She Loves Me
• You only love me for my whitegoods
• this ain't no love that's guiding me
• like you love me
• She said she loved me
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Please please please let me get what I want
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• let me speak please (user)
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• listen()
• don't tease me if you ain't going to please me
• Please God, make me a stone.
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• Pity Me, My Love
• Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• Somebody Loves Me
• Love me for calling you stupid: a thought for activists
• Spare Me a Little of Your Love
• She loved me for my maths
• sky loves me (user)
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• Love Me or Leave Me
• Pale sickly white girl, why you no love me?
• Please don't grab at my notebook, my love
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
• Every one of these scars is a sign my cat loves me!
• She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
• You Gave Your Love To Me Softly
• Please, for the love of everything that is holy on this Earth. I just want the cold back.
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• He loves me, he loves me not
• Please Please Me
• Please do not bring me flowers
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
• Please, Call me Honky
• please let me in (user)
• Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
• Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Someone please kill me
• i hate this beautiful world o please let me stay here forever
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• Jesus Loves Me
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• If No One Will Love Me
• I'm not in love, set me free
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• Hold me closer and say you love me
• Don't Say You Love Me
• Nobody Loves Me
• Here is my love. Please spend it wisely.
• Tell me again why it is that I love
• Mama, Do You Love Me?
• Love forgive me if I wish you grief
• Our love sustains me far beyond the gold horizon
• Do you think you could love me now?
• She loves me, she loves me not
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• Tell me of the nature of love
• O tell me the truth about love
• Loves me like a bottle
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Love Me Tender
• let me love you (user)
• Dance Me to the End of Love
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• They love me in San Francisco
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Show Me Love
• Love me the way that I love you
• The Spy Who Loved Me
• She said she loved me. The knife came down.
• Somehow Love Discovered Me
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• Why Do You Love Me?
• Nobody Loves Me & Neither Do I
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• You eat toffee on toast. You kiss me every morning. I love you.
• Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
• Sometimes I fly and sometimes you love me
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• She pulled the "I love you" on me
• Love only me until we die: marriage among the flatworms
• She Gave Sweet Love To Me
• When you're loving me, I love you most
• the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
• Would you love me if I was a worm
• no easy love could ever make me feel the same
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• Can't Buy Me Love
• Please Kill Me
• Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
• Please stop annoying me
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Things you told me when we were in love
• Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 14: Love Never Leave Me
• My mother loves me. She uses the good sandwich bags.
• Know me better, and love me better
• City of love
• Everybody Loves Raymond
• Jar Jar Binks Love Doll
• I love the dead
• Summer of Love
• Types of Love
• if not requested, please ignore
• Vigilantes of Love
• Sleepwalking, brain food, and love
• Love/Hate
• Mother Love Bone

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