Findings:
- Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses
- Women writers who eroticize gay men for female readers
- Judging women by their books
- Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
- Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
- In the real world, it is almost always women and not men who are waiting under windows
- Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
- Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
- Renaissance is for sissies, real men wear armor
- White Men Can't Jump
- Helping a loved one with depression
- Why women wear makeup and perfume
- Women are writing what men used to write and men are writing what women used to write
- The "men can't find the clitoris" meme
- The Marine Corps 3X Fitness Program For Men and Women
- Six good men who listened
- Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
- Con Artists and The Women Who Love Them
- Never Trust a Man Who Wears White Shoes
- Why Women Are Paid Less Than Men
- The Two Men Who Were Enemies
- Men make more money than women
- Reasons men shop for clothes
- What Happened to the 56 Men Who Signed the Declaration of Independence
- Long-haired men and short-haired women
- Men and Women
- Men vs Women
- Terrible things men say to women they're supposed to love
- For those who wear glasses
- Who wears the pants
- Men are 5, Women are 6
- Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
- Why can't men buy tampons?
- Helping someone who practices self-mutilation
- Are Men and Women Really Equal?
- Men who purr
- Ways men evaluate women
- Men Who Dig Up History
- When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
- Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
- I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
- The Men Who Murdered Mohammed
- The Men Who Stare at Berhardt Goats
- It was men who made breasts into a secret.
- The Men Who Stare At Goats
- The inherent nature of men and women
- These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
- Women who purr
- The Men Who Built America
- So Who Wear the Pants?
- Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
- Dead men can't die
- If You Can't Change the Roll - We Can't Help You.
- If you can't help it, fuck it!
- You can't hire 9 women to make a baby in a month
- you have to wear clothes
- The Emperor Wears No Clothes
- Violins can't help it
- To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
- those valiant men who saved New Orleans
- God helps those who help themselves
- Women are turned on verbally, men are turned on visually
- Men are stupid, women are evil, food is good
- The difference between men and women
- I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
- Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.
- Why men like women's breasts
- Both Good & Evil in the Hearts of Men and Women
- Women athletes shouldn't have to compare themselves to men for acceptance
- Lord, Guard and Guide the Men Who Fly
- Why shouldn't men look at women's breasts?
- Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus
- Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
- Forget women - here's what men want
- The guy who can't even pick up guys
- Why women like the smell of men
- Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
- How many men/women masturbate?
- Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
- Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?
- Women, Men, and God in The Book of Genesis
- Men are the great romantics, the dreamers and fools. Women are realists.
- Women, men, and the bad scientific study of the week
- She who leaves men as flaming wrecks in the ditch on the side of the road in her wake, yea, even submarines
- Men and women are fundamentally different
- When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
- The Girl Can't Help It
- Men seek effortless sex, women seek the chase
- The Three Men Who Received The Might Of Adam
- A Love Poem for Galileo and Men Who Stare at Stars
- Charlotte, who, like a lot of low-maintenance women, cannot tell a lie, said, Yes.
- Women who can drop a Llama at 40 paces
- people who wear camo
- Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.
- Women Who Run With the Wolves
- Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
- The Three Men Who Performed The Three Unfortunate Assassinations
- Those who can't do, teach
- I've fallen and I can't get up!
- Men can't give directions
- Can't Hardly Wait
- can't
- You Can't Do That on Television
- I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
- YOU CAN'T FIGHT EVIL WITH A MACARONI DUCK!
- we just can't give 'em away!
- You can't have everything
- can't happen
- You can't handle the truth
- If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen
- This can't happen
- Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
- You Can't Do That on Stage Anymore
- (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
- I guess you really can't know anybody after all
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- Why can't I get ADSL?
- You can't eat a flag
- Why is the word for lisping one that lispers can't pronounce?
- Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
- I can't stand up for falling down
- If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
- You gotta leave your mark somehow, and if you can't leave a purple face, leave something else!
- When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
- can't get with
- Three horrible old women and a monkey
- You can't defend yourself with a gun!
- You can't love with half a heart
- You Can't Stop the Bum Rush
- All That You Can't Leave Behind
- I can't have an original idea anymore
- I can't see your face in my mind
- You can't look cool carrying a poodle
- if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
- Words you can't use unless they describe you
- You Can't Have Mary
- If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
- You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- The starfish sends a message in code that you can't see from the lighthouse
- OSS can't fail
- We Can't Dance
- Elephants can't jump
- I can't stop torturing myself
- you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
- You can't chop a tree down with your head
- You can't rant when you're not angry
- The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
- How not to faint when you can't move
- I can't hear you
- you can't polish a turd
- I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
- If I can't win I don't want to play
- Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
- you can't prove that
- You can't fight ideas with bullets
- can't hack it
- If I get taxed in my job, why can't I vote?
- You can't squeeze blood from a stone
- You can't make an omelet without killing a few people
- If you have to ask, you can't afford it
- You Can't Keep a Good Woman Down
- We got the kind of games you can't rent at Blockbuster
- The Ten Things You Can't Say in America
- Why Can't We Be Friends?
- Baseball Chronicles III: U Can't Yank R Johnson
- Sorry, I can't hear what you say
- Can't Stop The Music
- Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
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