Findings:

• Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
• Judging women by their books
• The reluctant backpacker's guide to being hit by lightning
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• Terrible things men say to women they're supposed to love
• your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
• The mediator between the hands and the head must be the heart
• Weeding by hand
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
• Women, men, and the bad scientific study of the week
• Are You Being Served?
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• You're served by the wrong personnel
• How many men/women masturbate?
• Women are turned on verbally, men are turned on visually
• by hand
• The inherent nature of men and women
• Women athletes shouldn't have to compare themselves to men for acceptance
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• Long-haired men and short-haired women
• You can win any argument on the internet by being stupid enough
• Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
• Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
• Being betrayed by one's own body
• Learning the city by foot
• Hiking to see an alpine lake untouched by human hand
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• There is a place between floating aimlessly with your head in the clouds and just scraping by in the mud-realm of men and commerce.
• Men vs Women
• being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
• Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus
• Being rejected by someone you really respect
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• Down by the fish, where the Grape Men sing
• How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• The Marine Corps 3X Fitness Program For Men and Women
• Why Women Are Paid Less Than Men
• Men are the great romantics, the dreamers and fools. Women are realists.
• Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
• Men and women are fundamentally different
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• Women writers who eroticize gay men for female readers
• Notes on ruining the beauty of barren places by being there
• Accidental death odds
• If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
• Go by hand
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• Take Your Partner by the Hand
• Take life by the hand
• She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
• Touched by the Hand of God
• Pestering of American Troops by Loose Women
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• Ruminations on being run over by a dump truck
• An Overview of Classic Horror Novels Written by Women
• The sight of happy couples walking hand in hand, and the feeling of despair that is engendered by watching them
• dropped here by the hand of the astronaut
• We must not be distracted by a small number of lawbreakers.
• made by loving hands at home
• A men's Oxford, sleeves messily turned up to the elbows, held together by wishful thinking
• War is a game played by old men with other people's sons
• The difference between men and women
• Men make more money than women
• Hand, foot and mouth disease
• Men are stupid, women are evil, food is good
• Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.
• Why men like women's breasts
• Hand and Foot
• notes written by hand
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• Why women like the smell of men
• The Wild Colonials
• In the real world, it is almost always women and not men who are waiting under windows
• Men and Women
• Are Men and Women Really Equal?
• Forget women - here's what men want
• Men seek effortless sex, women seek the chase
• Men are 5, Women are 6
• Women, Men, and God in The Book of Genesis
• Ways men evaluate women
• Both Good & Evil in the Hearts of Men and Women
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• on being hit by lightning
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• cries of men and the shrieks of women
• Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.
• Women are writing what men used to write and men are writing what women used to write
• Being licked to death by kittens
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• The disadvantages of being left handed
• Why shouldn't men look at women's breasts?
• The dubious distinction of being criticized from the left by the Ku Klux Klan
• The relative risk of being attacked by a shark
• Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
• fully appreciate
• Helping someone learn how, and why, to appreciate text
• Learning to appreciate my skull
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• How to appreciate American Football
• Three horrible old women and a monkey
• being close to another person
• Just being quiet and close
• The Unbearable Lightness of Being
• in love with being in love
• Being John Malkovich
• Two Golden Rules of Being a Woman
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• The day I realized what being alive was
• you being in love
• World of Being
• Now that we're being so open and honest
• Evolutionary pressure against being evil
• Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
• Being a Green Mother
• Human beings will believe anything
• Creativity, the essence of being human
• Being alone
• Everyone should experience being a minority occasionally
• Perils of being too good at your job
• When you are being sacrificed
• The Advantages of Being a Woman Artist
• not as good as being there
• Why do some people enjoy being in nature?
• being a kid was great
• Being short
• The only thing worse than being uninformed, is being informed and not caring
• The curse of being named Tim
• being complimentary
• What's wrong with being independent
• Jewel not being mean for a minute
• Being really smart and taking lots and lots of drugs
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• Reasons for Not Being at Work
• The Importance of Being Educated
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• Being an artist warps the mind
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• at the thought of being close to you..
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• dr's Hospital Adventure : it's weird being recognized as somewhat of a celebrity
• The honor of being a rat
• Being put on hold
• You are my electronic human being: my second chance, my way to mend the past.
• Why I hate being single
• "Gay" being used as an adjective for something bad
• The Everything guide to being a pizza driver
• Being an Eagle Scout no longer means anything
• Why are chimneys being demolished?
• Being Designated Driver on New Year's Eve
• The Greatest Fear In America Is That of Not Being Politically Correct
• I Enjoy Being a Girl
• famous for being famous
• Florida being promoted for its hockey
• she being Brand
• Being Digital
• Why is "Being There" Considered Better?
• Being rich is as much a trap as being poor
• Being both black and white
• the problem with being a member of the dominant culture
• It's a sin this not being ready, this not being up to it
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• being true to your nature
• No one dreams of being a guidance counselor
• On Being the one who goes away
• The girls' guide to being a girl
• How to transcend animal instinct and become a superior being
• Being in a relationship is not a guarantee against loneliness
• The curse of being gifted
• Being Asian is rather like having large breasts
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings

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