Findings:
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Broken things that nobody knows how to fix
- Extreme Paranoia: Nobody Knows The Trouble I've Shot
- How to serve a cheese plate - or, how I came to love curds and eschew fashion
- How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
- how did i know this?
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- Son, do you know how fast you were going?
- and your shadow knows how to cry
- You'll never know how much you've changed me
- How do you know the fishes are enjoying themselves?
- Because everything is teetering nobody notices. But whenever something falls everybody knows.
- Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
- How to entertain young children on little or no money
- DJuxtaposition vs. Gamestop : Or how I learned to let go of the PS2 and start loving the DC
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- How we know what we know
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings
- Ways to know how stupid you are really
- Beautiful Times (Or: How I Embraced the Escapist Mindset and Tuned in to My Imagination)
- A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog-rose
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- How is it that Mexicans know neither Chili con Carne nor Toilet Paper?
- How do you know when your relationship is over?
- The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
- edev: Writeuptype bugs, or how nate got stuck between two parentheses
- Show your work, or, how my math abilities started to decline
- Weather-related clichés (or how to start a conversation with a stranger)
- A Mathematical Adventure, or, How I Spent an Afternoon Proving Nothing
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- Wholesome Bible goodness in every mint
- A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
- How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
- You, standing
- I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
- if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
- Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
- On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog
- You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
- How do I know if I love you?
- Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free
- Nobody Knows It But Me
- One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- Do you know how to get to Sesame Street?
- How to recover a lost Linux root or Windows 2000 Administrator password
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- How to know if you will ever experience time travel
- I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
- The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
- When a health professional is not supportive of breastfeeding
- How to do an overbar or overline in Microsoft Word
- I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- How to herd people in public
- she does not know how much I need this
- How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
- How do I know if I really like coffee?
- How to replicate a dynamic website quickly without the source code or database
- 206
- How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
- Megalania (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the lizard)
- A Springfest Housewarming Nodermeet: Or How I braved the wilds of Sydney's outskirts
- hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
- How to know your Christmas presents before Christmas
- How I know I love you
- Kosher curry, or how I missed the blindingly obvious
- Metal Inert Ass Welding, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the F-Bomb
- How to Build a House or Destroy a Home
- One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
- we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- Do you know how smart I am in Spanish?
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
- I don't know how to read science fiction
- Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
- What do you know of me, or I of you?
- I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
- I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
- How would you know? And how could you ever know?
- Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don’t know.
- The Me Nobody Knows
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
- Mexico, or maybe farther. I don't know the details.
- She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
- Nobody Knows the Trouble I've Seen
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
- Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
- I know how to bring a whiskey bottle pleasure with my touch
- Foolproof method to determine how much a person knows about computers
- How to tell if you are stoned or not
- How to disable or translate caps lock in Microsoft Windows 2000
- How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
- How to share your Cable Modem or DSL connection between two computers
- How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- How many different species live on or in the average human body?
- I hate Creed--Or how I know there are 52 Advil in my apartment
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
- How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
- Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
- How to MP3 a tape, LP or the radio
- How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- How Do You Know Who's A Stranger?
- I Know Not How It Falls on Me
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
- How to entertain unwashed masses on little or no money
- How to Know God
- How to determine if an egg is hard-boiled or uncooked
- The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
- New And Improved Illustrated Bartender's Manual or How to Mix Drinks of the Present Style
- Never tell your housemates you know how a computer works
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
- An American in Tours
- Lost love - or how I grew to love the truck stop
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- Collapse: How Societies Choose to Fail or Succeed
- Know How, Can Do
- You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
- we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
- How do you know it's real?
- A short Blitz on Stepney in the Winter or How the East End welcomes Heisenberg with perky Bosons
- How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- How to get tree sap or pitch off your hands
- she does not know how much I need this (idea) mp3 (recording)
- I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
- How do you know that name?
- How to know if something is worth doing
- socketes matures during 4 14 years. - reflections upon an obscure Dadaist genius in our midst; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the troll.
- I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- If you're insane, how do you know you're insane?
- I know how many there are.
- I don't know how to smile
- The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- Don't worry, I know how to let go.
- How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
- Belief, or How I Became an Honorary Jew
- You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
- How do you take your dreams? Shattered, scattered, covered, or raw?
- How Not to Write a Novel; or, How to Not Write a Novel
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- The use of 'use,' or, how to use 'use'
- Shaving your nuts without permanent injury and/or accidental castration
- person, place or thing
- Baltimore natives, and how to understand them
- how to avoid paying for washing machines
- How to impress The Man
- How to fall out of an airplane
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