Findings:

• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• You should know better
• If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
• Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
• Well, I guess I know enough to turn you inside out, old gal, you sockdologizing old man-trap!
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• Things every child should be taught
• It's not obvious why this should be obvious
• How to be a Better Person
• Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• Everything I say should be a nodeshell, including this
• History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Children should be seen and not heard
• I must die or be better
• Candles should be burned, not dusted
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• 640K ought to be enough for anybody
• How Should A Person Be?
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Should I be happy?
• This node should be filled with tanka!
• What is and what should never be
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• I know what it's like to be dead
• It is better to be thought a fool
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• twelve ways to do and be is enough for cats
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Wanting only to be the honeysuckle to her butterfly
• What can be better than that?
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• I am not cynical enough to be considered an intellectual
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• Should it be easier to secure convictions for rape?
• titles should be approached laterally
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• This node should be filled with renga!
• It's a grocery store how purple should my prose be?
• Wearing waterproof mascara for goodbyes should be a given, really.
• Who should be weighed with the inconvenient burden of staying
• the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Automobile tire pressure
• I should be able to remember your face
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• All hardware should be emulated in software
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• AI should be our top priority.
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Food should not be luminous
• My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• No threat should be taken lightly
• Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• Should copyright laws be revised?
• Father, can I be the dawn now?
• Chalant should be a word!
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• Too young to be nostalgic, too old to be naive
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• I met her today, the girl I used to be
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• I Should Be Allowed To Think
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• This node should be filled with waka!
• This node should be filled with sonnets!
• I should be allowed to make myself miserable
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• This node should be filled with haiku!
• How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
• You're too young to be so old
• You should be wearing rainbows on your feet
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• That Would Be Enough
• the state should not be involved in marriage
• Why you should not be mean
• The fashion trade should be burnt to the fucking ground
• do not look upon her; you shall be blinded
• Why potheads should be eliminated
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• Should I be sorry?
• Should anyone be allowed to vote?
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• The way the music industry SHOULD be
• I should be running in the sunshine
• Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
• How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
• stupidity should be painful
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• Love should not be routine habitual bliss
• Farmers' Market
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• Daylight Savings Time should be ended
• Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
• Names that should never be given to important files
• Should high school be mandatory?
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• Laundry should be free
• Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• It should not be this complicated
• why you should never be a referee
• Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
• throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• You Should Be Sober
• Abbey Road should never be played on random
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• Rebeca Martinez
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• The next life will be better
• Why should we be moral?
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• This node should be filled with bees!
• Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
• The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
• Glory be to the Father
• Funerals should be a celebration
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• Trying to be weird is not enough
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• How to be a better amateur astronomer
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could forget her
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• It is not good that the man should be alone
• Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters

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