Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "one of those times when it's not really anyone's fault, it just sort of happened"

• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• What really happens when boy meets girl
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• What really happens when you call the help desk
• Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• it's just one of those nights..
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• Just One Of Those Days
• Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• the chances of looking at a broken clock at just the time when it is right
• What happens when you translate to Klingon and back
• now he just uses one he saw on a grave
• Most of the time I just sit there, waiting.
• One at a Time
• How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
• What happens when a Frank Perdue dies
• Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
• Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
• Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• Baby One More Time
• The small victories are just are valid as the big flashy ones
• The Book that Proves Time Travel Happens
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• I just realized that I will not live to see the invention of time machines
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• What happens when an unspeakable thing is discussed by a loquacious idiot?
• One Strand at a Time
• one thing just tears him down
• Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• Buying cigarettes one at a time
• A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
• Buy one gallon of gas at a time
• When Bad Things Happen to Good People
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• To the world you're just one person
• Her hair, tangled
• Be a model or just look like one
• I just happened to walk into this liquor store looking for candy and ginger ale
• Let's get just one thing straight
• If you're not The One, you're just another Zero
• Just as I am, Without One Plea
• One year, just.
• Just click your heels together three times and...
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• When it is easier to let it happen than to fight it
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• The well-groomed ones? Those are liberal arts majors.
• One of those days
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• E2 to your handheld, one node at a time
• Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
• So this one time, God walked into an inn...
• One learns the most when teaching others
• Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
• It happened a long time ago
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• What really happened during the E2 civil war
• What happens when a Pope dies
• What really happens while the credit agency's phone is ringing
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• ultimately, i just like you. more than anyone.
• Girlfriends are basically just really good porn
• Just one more
• I'm just saying, keep an eye on anyone named "Angrus McMurderstab"
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• Oh, that it were so simple. That I could just utter those words.
• When we see the early signs of daylight fading, we leave just before it's gone.
• when life gives you lemons, just fill in this form
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• just one second hold (user)
• We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
• That moment sometimes when your inner voice just says, "Fuck you. Fuck you all."
• Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
• Just For One (user)
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• You think time is moving fast now, just wait til you're 26
• and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
• One day at a time
• i just keep waiting for the day when i'll see you again
• Just One
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• One of those people with a disproportionately sized feature of their body
• one time password
• Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
• I was one of those girls
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Happy those who with a glowing faith in one embrace clasped Death and Victory
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• One problem with being born really soon after Christmas
• How to scream when no one is looking
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• The One to One Future: Building Relationships One Customer at a Time
• Saving the Environment, One (Fewer) Child at a Time
• One Time Pad
• Happiness is difficult to come by when one is constantly followed by Frisbees
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• One Last Time
• one time (user)
• one time programmable
• I am tired of trying to change the world one person at a time
• How to hurt yourself on one of those giant inflatable bouncy things
• living in fear is just another way of dying before your time
• Level 2
• Nancy, you barker. You are what happens when eunuchs make love with shite.
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• What happens when you leave your Zoloft at college and go home for the weekend
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• This is When it Happens
• A plan is just a list of things that doesn't happen
• This happens all the time
• This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
• She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
• What happens when a crane touches a power line
• It Happened One Night
• I can't remember when it happened (only that it did)
• I just don't know when to quit.
• Every lifetime happens just once.
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• I Just Wasn't Made For These Times
• Just because it happened to you
• when the wind is blowing just right
• What happened to all those ancient, advanced civilizations?
• What happens when we die?
• When my inside selves just jump out with wings of fire
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• Just be home in time for supper
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• When is a monkey's orgasm more than just fun and games?
• Just a collection of ones and zeroes
• Maybe the Amish are just retired time travelers
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• just because they never bothered to really do
• Was the Black Death really just Anthrax?
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• let's not I said really let's just not
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• The streets were washed fresh with rain and a warm wind blew as I showed up to everything just barely on time.
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
• The winter chill reminds those of us closer to our end than our beginning that maybe, just maybe, safety isn't the primary goal in a life that will certainly end in death.
• When is a name just a name?
• Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
• What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
• I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• When you just can't win
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• Man, I could do some amazing things if I just had the time resources and inclination
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• Just one of the cooks on the Titanic
• When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• What happens when you put a bisected grape in a microwave oven

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