Findings:
- Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
- kill me now (user)
- I don't like her because she won't like me
- how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
- lately I can't speak words fail me why won't this end
- i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
- Ya shoulda killed me last year
- I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
- I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
- Soldier, soldier won't you marry me
- Please let me out, I won't do it again
- curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
- Someone please kill me
- Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
- My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
- you cannot kill me in a way that matters
- it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
- That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
- I won't ever understand me
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- quoting statistics won't impress me
- You won't see me at the wedding
- Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
- the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
- That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
- Please Kill Me
- She kills me
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- how my computer nearly killed me
- Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
- How Prom nearly killed me
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- he tried to kill me with a forklift
- kill me (user)
- How Warrant nearly killed me
- How airborne school nearly killed me.
- I Know Who Killed Me
- does chronic pain kill you?
- whoever kills me must finish my work
- I won't raise my children to kill your children.
- Your Pain Destroys Me
- The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
- The Medium Rare Hamburger That Won't Kill You
- That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- My computer won't let me turn it off!
- How Airborne School nearly killed me
- How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- That which does not kill me...
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
- It kills me to watch them go
- kill him dead; don't call me
- To win the game you must kill me, John Romero
- Kill
- Gravity Kills
- Kill Yourself
- My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult
- Guns don't kill people; people kill people
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- Kill Rock Stars
- Video Killed the Radio Star
- Has a cat ever killed anyone?
- Kill the Poor
- kill -9
- Who killed Mr. Moonlight?
- A little child could never kill this clean
- They killed our Lord
- Kill time before it kills you
- Humane octopus killing
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- Rasputin: A hard man to kill
- Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
- A View to a Kill
- Let's Get Killed
- Resist all the urges that make you wanna go out and kill
- I think I killed it
- How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
- Kill 'em All
- Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
- That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
- I killed a pigeon
- Kill a rap
- I kill microbes for a living
- Kill Yr Idols
- Inhale. Kill. Exhale.
- Video didn't kill the radio star, I did
- Guns kill. Knives kill. Rocks kill. Doesn't mean they're all the same.
- Smoking can kill you
- Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
- High Time to Kill
- To Kill a Mockingbird
- Society killed evolution
- How I nearly killed myself masturbating
- Kill the chicken to scare the monkey
- Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
- Probability of Kill (Pk)
- God Loves, Man Kills
- Why does Man kill?
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- I will kill you if I can
- How to kill a clown
- computers kill kids
- Kill the rich
- Shoot Speed Kill Light
- I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him
- spermicide kills
- A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
- AIDS Kills Fags Dead
- The Man He Killed
- I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
- That which does not kill us, makes us Stranger
- kill -9 dueling
- To Kill a Dead Man
- Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
- A Time to Kill
- Accidental death odds
- Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
- How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
- This machine kills fascists
- Kill, kill; blood makes the grass grow!
- Camp Kill Yourself
- The First Thing We Do, Let's Kill All the Lawyers
- I would kill my mother
- We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
- to those killed by the Firestone tires
- Meat Kills
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- Not only does smoking kill you, it also prevents Alzheimer's disease
- Apologies to the mouse I killed
- Solving a maze
- I could take this in doses large enough to kill
- How to kill yourself on a motorcycle
- kill dash nine (user)
- Cars Kill Fish
- kill -9 -1
- Fresh Kills Landfill
- I killed my dog and broke my own heart
- E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
- How it Happened that a Friend Killed a Friend
- I could've killed my father
- Playing 'Name that driver' to kill time and stay awake
- CDs Killed Album Art
- Exoatmospheric kill vehicle
- Red touch yellow kill a fellow
- Agents trained my teddy bear to kill
- Mate. Feed. Kill. Repeat.
- Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
- Kill Doctor Lucky
- Thou Shalt Not Kill
- When you kill people they die
- How to kill a rabid raccoon with a handmade oar
- Kill My Landlord
- These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
- Why not just kill yourself?
- Who Killed Retro Girl?
- Guns don't kill people, football kills people
- Kill City
- One Case One Kill
- Kill only the stragglers. Let the strong ones live.
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- spawn kill
- tether kill switch
- curiosity killed the cat
- How we killed Borges
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