Findings:

• Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• People who don't smoke will never die
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• people who don't exist
• People who don't read
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Capitalize, please
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• Questions for those who don't like capitalism
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• Music need not be popular to be good
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• play dumb
• If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• These people are still happening to me
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• People who dump unwanted dogs deserve doom
• wasn't I the guy who walked these streets all night?
• 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America
• Feeding people who struggle to eat
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• People don't flail when they die
• I don't want to assert to young people that my lawn is not an acceptable venue
• Indigenous people don't exist
• Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
• Don't Let People Kiss Your Baby
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• These people are not your friends
• People who use Windows
• The rules of pool are not selective
• don't trust a teacher who only takes on the brightest pupils. to find the sun in a stone, now, that takes true skill.
• Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• all of these people are me
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• sometimes i wonder about people who snap at strangers
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• Ack! Am I really related to these people?
• The People Who Used to Live There
• subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
• These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• Good News for People Who Love Bad News
• People don't listen to my answering machine message
• The problem with having parents who don't fully understand computers
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• Guns don't protect people; people protect people
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• I don't believe in people
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• Taking things at surface value
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Those people who laugh too loudly
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• The bored who complain
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• Y2K from people who worked that night
• Rednecks hating Canada
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• people who wear camo
• The People Who Bring You Magic
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
• These aren't the sorts of people you are supposed to like
• People who love FTP
• The other people who hate war
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• people who need people are just people who need people
• People who carp about their jobs
• these are the wolves who run all night
• people got a lot of ideas about who i am
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• Things people don't want to hear
• Actors who don't speak the language of the movie they're in
• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• those who don't fit into the herd are always recognized
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• Don't encourage people to read
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
• Sometimes I don't want to understand people
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• Don't patronize anyone who temporarily rents a store
• Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?
• Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
• I know who goes to that group, and that's why I don't go
• Know your pets
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
• cat haters
• Flaunting your sexuality
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• Who are the people in your neighborhood?
• Dead links in writeups
• telling people what they don't need to know
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• Are all male catlovers gay?
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• The People who Fell into the Sky
• I Knew These People
• Why people who jog live longer
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• Famous people who can run a marathon
• People who died laughing
• People who are not anarchists
• Two people who are not touching
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• Entropy, fuck off. These are my people.
• Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
• Type A blood
• Using a command line
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't give up
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date

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