Findings:

• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• The revolution will not be webcast
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• You will be assimilated
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• There Will Be Blood
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• I fear I will be nothing
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• The revolution will not be televised
• My RPG will be a work of art
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• Carl Everett
• the world will be remade in our image
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• I will always be weird inside
• There will be time
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• Someday, I will be strong
• I will be light
• It will never be just you
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• there will be a last
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Boys will be boys
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• Marks which will never be broken
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• The next life will be better
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• If it be your will
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• This love will be your downfall.
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• Together, we will be the oil drifts under the sea during the next incarnation of civilization
• It will be good when I am leader
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• You never think it will be the ducks
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• eventually today will be bittersweet too
• Squids will be Squids
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• The television will not be revolutionized
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• What life after death will really be like
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• Will I cease to be
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Who Will Be There
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• The end will be a sellout
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• Will I be given that chance?
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• node that will be my legacy
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• On the comet there will be much pie
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• I'm going to be a Dad
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• I will be in my trailer!
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• The Revolution will be televised
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• There will never be another you
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• I will always be in the details
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• There will be no more stories to read
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• all the cute guys will be there
• Everything will be alright
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• They will not be named!
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• I will be your young sinner
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Even the dead will not be safe

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